YES alright I don't know if you've seen hellsing abridged but
Can you do seras victoria with a S/O that ends up inside of seras where he talks to her in her head but he mostly resides in her boob alot of the time.
Seras Victoria with an S/O that lives in her boob
A/n: I wonder how strange this request would look to anyone who doesn't know the plot of Hellsing. Since you mentioned the abridged, I thought it would be funny to base this post on the abridged version of Seras. I might do more like that if people like this one. Thank you for requesting, I hope you enjoy!
The story of yours and Seras' love was a tale as old as time. Watching all of your comrades die, sacrificing yourself to save her from a Nazi vampire, her absorbing you into her body and and the two of you working together to kill a ghost werewolf. You know, the usual.
Still, when all was said and done, the two of you thought it best not to mention all of this to your employer. After all the other things Integra had seen that night, you were worried that learning that her former security guard was now residing in their girlfriend's left tit might be the straw that breaks the camel's back. And so, when she asked Seras about her loss, she only replied that she'd always keep you in her heart. If only the others knew how literally she was speaking...Alucard did, but hell would probably freeze over before he'd tell Integra that.
You and Seras were out on one of your late night walks, which were usually much less destructive than her master's. It's one of the few things you can both still do together considering you're now a part of your girlfriend's cleavage.
"Y'know, it's not safe for a pretty lady like yourself to be out alone this late~"
She only smirked at your words.
"I'm not alone, remember? And I'd probably be safer with some late night pervert than with you, anyway~"
"My, how callous. I'd almost say I didn't know a woman's heart could be so cruel, if I weren't already living in yours~"
Seras noticed a cafe nearby, a quaint little thing with very few customers. You'd probably be safe to eat there without attracting too much attention.
"Hey, let's go in there."
"I don't know, I'm not that hungry."
"Please, I knew how much you could eat even before I could see in your head, ma chère~"
"Alright, if that's how you wanna play it."
Seras marched into the cafe and took a seat in the far corner. The waitress approached her with a smile.
"Good evening, dear. May I take your order?"
"Yeah, I'll take a cup of tea and a scone."
"Make it three."
"Make it three."
"Three? You don't look like you're eating for two."
Seras let out a light chuckle and placed a hand over her left breast, playing it off as her holding her heart.
"With this one, it's more like eating for five."
The waitress nodded and went off to deliver Seras' order to the kitchen staff, finally allowing her to properly converse with you.
"You know I can feel it whenever you squeeze your tit like that, right?"
"Obviously not. If I did, I would've squeezed much harder. Don't you feel guilty, makin' a lass put on so much weight~?"
"Well, with any luck it'll go straight to your boobs. I could certainly use the extra leg room."
"I thought you said me boobs were already big?"
"They are...in comparison to your brain~"
The waitress returned with Seras' food, which she scarfed down like a wolf, much to the shock of both the customers and the staff. After finishing up and paying, Seras headed out so that the two of you could continue your walk.
The two of you didn't get much farther, though, before you were stopped and approached by a pair of men who clearly had very different plans for your host.
"Tell me, what's a pretty li'l thing doing out this late all by yourself, huh?"
Clearly not daunted by the man's words in the slightest, Seras casually walked past the group, wanting to continue walking without causing a scene. Unfortunately, the men clearly didn't get the memo. One placed a hand on your girlfriend's shoulder, making her stop without turning around.
"Oi, oi. I don't remember saying you could leave."
The pair snickered and grinned at Seras, who only glared at them in return.
"Looks like I was wrong, ma chère. It seems we've found a pair of tits that are bigger than yours."
"Yeah. Do you want me to handle this?"
"No, no. It would be impolite to let a woman sully her hands dealing with such lowlifes. Please...allow me."
The man closest to Seras let go of her shoulder, only to pull out a knife. He prepared to stab her with it, when you appeared out of her arm and tightly grabbed his.
"Sorry to disappoint you, gentlemen, but I'm afraid there's someone already inside this fine young woman. And I really don't like to share!"
You twisted the knife in the man's hand and stabbed it straight through his cheek. The man stumbled backwards, then ran off in a hurry, quickly followed by the other man with him, either scared off from the man's injury, or from the fact that a whole ass person just emerged from the woman they were targeting.
Seras breathed a sigh of relief as you returned to your home in her left boob.
"Thanks for the assist, but do you really have to stay in me boob?"
"I'm merely playing with the hand I was dealt, ma chère. Like in five-card draw."
"But you can change your cards in five-card draw."
"I'm well aware~"
Seras let out another chuckle and squeezed you again, this time much harder than before. Luckily, no one else was around to see what would've looked like a young woman fondling herself out in public at the dead of night to anyone not in the know of your situation.
Sure, living in your girlfriend's boob might not be the most common situation for couples. But compared to half the things the two of you see on a regular Tuesday, it's far from the strangest either.