Jul 19, 2016
Story time!!!!!
I was at the mall with my friend looking for birthday presents and there was this girl walking with a FRICKEN IGUANA WRAPPED IN A BLANKET. Now here's the thing. I don't live in a big town full of crazies. I live in a little peaceful town with little to no excitement. So at the point that I saw this iguana in the mall just staring at me. I tripped on my flip flop nearly fell. Got up started laughing and then ran into a window. At the point that iguana girl turned and looked at me like 'I' was the nutjob. And now I'm sad and ashamed and hysterical and too many emotions are happening right now because of that darn iguana.