#hemmorphine

[malyum]

i ship you with mICHAEL YOU'RE SO CUTE AW YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME STYLE AND I BET ON AUTUMN NIGHTS HE'D GIVE YOU AN OVERSIZED FLANNEL OF HIS TO WEAR HOW CUTE

stOP IT OMG I LOVE OVERSIZED FLANNELS AND AUTUMN NIGHTS AND MICHAEL WOW THANK YOU BBY

i ship you with calum ok bc like first of all you are so gorgeous and you seem really girly but a little edgy at the same time and i think that’s eXACTLY what calum wants so like one second you could be all flirty and giggly and cute but then go to like a sleeping with sirens concet w him and totally rock out and that would drive him insane and yeah calum would think you’re super hot pretty much omg

let's goooooooo

[spiffyluke]

hemmorphine replied to your post: BUT GUYS I ASKED MY CRUSH...

GET IT GIRL

OMG ILYSM

[ncthinghappens]

OKAY SO A BOY LIKES ME AND HE COMPLIMENTS ME EVERY DAY AND HE ALWAYS TRIES TO TALK TO ME I FEEL SO BAD BC I IGNORE HIM AGH I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TO HIM AT ALL AND HE'S LIKE OBSESSED WITH ME I'M AFRAID HE'S GOING TO ASK ME TO HOMECOMING HELP HE'S IN TWO OF MY COURSES

SORRY MICHAEL WAS DOING A FOLLOW SPREE

Aw, I'm sorry to hear that though. If he does ask you to homecoming, put him down easy, ja feel? We all know how horrid rejection is and if you're going to say no, say it sweetly! Also, when he tries to talk to you, at least act interested maybe? Or like keep the conversation short, ja feel? whAT IM SAYING IS DON'T BE RUDE TO HIM BC BEING RUDE IS MEAN AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE SWEET TO EACH OTHER

cry with me bc i didn't get a michael follow

[ncthinghappens]

Breauna! :)

You and ASHTON/CALUM were on a date, how cute! You were both eating at a very fancy restaurant and it had only cost $1010201. You instantly blushed when he said “DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?” You giggled at his words before you took notice of other girls checking him out. You began to grow insecure and said “Why are you on a date with me when 2,000 other girls want you?” He told you “because you’re the one I want.” As he was walking you home after the date, he softly sang to you BREAKING AND ENTERING BY TONIGHT ALIVE and you blushed the entire way home. Before the date ended, you shared quite the romantic kiss. Pictures were everywhere and soon enough #BREASHTON/BREALUM was trending on twitter.

i kno u want dees

[ncthinghappens]

am i supposed to send you my vote number or that i ship richael i am so conflicted i need jesus

i'm sorry i was really stupid and realized that people should probably send me the vote number omf 

URL: okay| good | great | amazing |flawless | asdfghjkl

Theme: okay| good | great | amazing | flawless | asdfghjkl

Sidebar: okay | good | great | amazing | flawless| asdfghjk

Posts: okay | good| great | amazing | flawless |asdfghjkl

Overall:okay| good | great | amazing | flawless | asdfghjkl

Ship: Ashton | Calum |Luke | Michael

Following: yes | no, sorry | i am now | follow forever

We always reach this conclusion whenever you come to my blog for blog rates or something like I look at your url and I'm just like "lawl perf"

when ur ready cum & get it

[spiffyluke]

whats ur favorite thing about jay z<3

his music is pretty cool dude and hes married to beyonce i mean

when ur ready come nd get it

[punkrcck]

the ultra-rad, super awesome ilyssa (ashtagrams) tagged me, holla

rule 1: always post the rules

rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 10 new ones

rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to the post

rule 4: let them know you tagged them

ilyssa's questions:

harry styles, dylan o’brien, and calum hood. fuck, marry, and kill? wow i’m so sorry

i hate you omg, uh, kill dylan (iM SORRY), fuck harry, marry calum

who’s ur ultimate girl crush?

zoella sugg

billy ray cyrus or beyonce? wat am i doing

wut. this is hard, fuck. um, beyonce?

someone younger than you who find cute?

my baby brother. hAHA

supernatural or doctor who?

i don't watch either of them, but i'd probably go for doctor who

favorite actor?

there's too many nooooooo

if you could break one law, what would it be?

driving w/o a license loool, i just really wanna drive

what makes you nervous?

people's opinions on me

favorite tumblr user?

tHAT'S IMPOSSIBLE STOP

if you weren’t a multifandom/hipster/whatever-blog-u-r, what kind of blog would you wanna be?

i already have a personal and a recovery blog, so probably quality? or humor haha, tumblr makes me laugh

my questions (aka i have no fucking idea what to say so here):

do you love me??

if you could be any piece of furniture, what would you be and why?

would you rather have hair as long as your eyelashes or eyelashes as long as your hair?

can you honestly say that you truly, passionately hate someone?

what's the biggest word you know??

fuck, flirt, marry, or kiss: ash, cal, lucas, or michael all at the same time (meaning, you're married, but you fuck, kiss, and flirt with the other 3, i know i'm evil)

first celebrity crush ever?

luke's legs or ashton's dimples?

least favorite school subject?

if you could rename yourself, what would you name yourself?

tag you're it:

jackdontletgo

hatesclifford

hemmorphine

blowmikey

michcliffords

shitcalum

ashtoniwin

caeluem

lukeyslegs

punkcunts

typicalhood

soz guys, i just picked randomly the coolest people that i haven't tagged before, you don't have to do it, but it's pretty rad, idk

[unfirwins-blog]

i start school tomorrow help me how should i plot to destroy the school so i don't have to go

burn it down omg last year someone set my school on fire and we got like 2 days off i'm not even joking it was the best thing that's ever happened to me 

ship: cal duh

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