Out of curiosity, you ask if Heracles has ever tried anal before. The two of you then encorporate it into your sex life.
Content includes: M/F anal sex and the usage of alkyl nitrites (poppers)
One night, as you were curled up against your lover, you had a curious question to ask him.
“Hey, Heracles?” You asked.
“Hm?” He replied, his eyes still closed as he addressed you.
“Have you ever tried anal before?” You asked.
Immediately, both of his eyes shut open and he turned over to look at you.
“Well I’ve taken male lovers in the past…” he mentioned, his cheeks flushing slightly as he talked of his past sexual escapades, “so I have. Why do you ask?”
“Well I was wondering if you’ve ever done it with a woman before,” you coyly smiled.
Heracles shook his head.
“I never really saw the point,” he shrugged. “Why?”
Well that explains why he has over a hundred kids, you thought to yourself.
“How about we change that then?” You grinned.
“I’m sorry, what?” He asked, blinking slowly as he processed what you said.
“I want to try it with you,” you said. “I’ve been curious about it for a while now…so what do you say?”
“Let’s do it tomorrow,” he said. “I need to get something from Dionysus before we do anything.”
“Okay,” you grinned, snuggling up to him again before the two of you fell asleep.
XXX
When Heracles returned to your room the next night, he brought two bottles in hand. One was a familiar bottle of lube, but you had never seen the other small container in his hand before.
“What’s that?” You asked, as you looked over the small bottle in Heracles’ palm.
“It’s an alkyl nitrite solution,” he explained. “Dionysus discovered that humans use it to relax their anal muscles. When you sniff it, it takes affect. Don’t sniff too much at first though.”
“Okay,” you nodded.
When he extended the bottle to you, you inhaled a whiff of the solution. You crinkled your nose in distaste and gagged as the scent of acetone filled your lungs. It was a sharp, unpleasant scent that singed your nostrils. It felt like it burned as it traveled through your nasal passage, yet just as quickly as it had entered your system, the scent fizzled out. Instead, you felt a pleasant warmth spread throughout your body before it settled below your waist. You clenched your thighs slightly as you processed the odd sensation of your muscles relaxing.
“How do you feel?” He asked.
“I feel good; it’s just a little strange,” you shrugged. He laughed at that.
Heracles moved closer to you and placed the lube bottle next to you before he tenderly slotted himself between your thighs.
“What are we waiting for then?” He asked, his voice low and husky as he looked down at you.
You grinned and grabbed him by the shoulder guard, pulling him down towards you, so you could tenderly kiss his lips. Heracles grunted softly at the sudden contact, but quickly melded his lips against yours. When his tongue swiped against your bottom lip, you eagerly parted your lips, letting his familiar tongue explore your mouth.
You gasped as one of his hands brushed against your clothed right breast, suddenly wishing that your clothes were off. Heracles pulled away from you for a moment before quickly stripping you down, until you were left only in your panties. He made quick work of your clothes before trailing gentle, messy kisses down to your neck. He tenderly sucked and nibbled along your jugular, making you moan and cry out his name. One of his hands trailed down to your clothed cunt. He snuck his hand beneath the waistband of your panties and gently brushed his fingers along your wet folds while his thumb rubbed against your puffy clit.
“Oh Heracles,” you sighed, arching your back in surprised pleasure as he pressed two fingers inside of your cunt. You were confused and wondering why he had chosen to finger you, but your eyes widened as you felt the way his fingers delved into your cunt with no resistance. Normally, when the two of you fucked, you would either have to stretch your cunt out beforehand or have him slowly finger you until you were ready to take him. Usually, it would take a while for you to even get used to one finger. This time, however, Heracles had no trouble entering you, despite how much larger his fingers were compared to yours.
He pulled away from your neck and grinned.
“It looks like it’s working,” he mused. “Still, you should take another whiff.”
When he held the bottle to your nose again, you took another stronger whiff. You gagged slightly again, but this time the scent didn’t bother you nearly as much. It was almost tolerable. You felt your body physically relax even more until you were fully lax in Heracles’ arms and a pleasant warmth settled in your belly.
Heracles set the bottle aside before returning to you, continuing to kiss and finger you until he pinned you down onto the bed.
“Are you ready?” He asked you, his blue eyes kindly looking into your own.
“Yes, I’m ready for you, Heracles,” you smiled.
With your confirmation, he slowly withdrew his fingers from your cunt and turned you over. You heard the familiar sound of him pouring lube onto his fingers. Although they were already coated in your wetness, he erred on the side of caution.
You widened your legs and arched your back, presenting both of your holes to your Greek lover.
When Heracles’ lubed thumb pressed against the outer muscle ring of your anus, you hissed at the temperature change. He immediately withdrew his hand.
“Are you alright?” He asked, his voice heavy with concern.
“Yes, I just wasn’t expecting your hands to be cold,” you replied. “Let’s continue.”
“Okay,” he nodded. “But if you ever need me to stop, just tell me, and I will.”
“I know,” you smiled before laying your head against your pillow again. Heracles was always such a kind and attentive lover.
He placed his thumb against your outer muscle ring again and slowly rubbed at it until your hole was fully relaxed. He then tenderly slipped his thumb inside of you, gently coaxing your muscular wall open. Once your sphincter relaxed around his thumb, he slowly pulled it out and replaced it with his thick index finger.
You immediately arched your back and moaned at the feeling of his thick finger filling you up. Though you were loving the feeling of the stretch, you had no clue how he would fit another finger inside of you, let alone his cock. He was the biggest man you had been with, after all.
Heracles, as usual, was gentle and took his time with you. He slowly thrusted his finger back and forth while he snacked his other hand down towards your mound, tenderly rubbing your clit in time with his thrusts.
“Oh Heracles,” you moaned, biting your lip at the double stimulation. As you were distracted by the pleasuring sensation, Heracles took the time to slip his middle finger inside of you as well.
You hissed at the new intrusion. The stretch of both of his fingers almost burned.
“Shit, sorry,” Heracles murmured, continuing to gently rub your clit, trying to minimize your pain as best as he could.
“It’s fine,” you sighed. “Keep doing it.”
Though he was hesitant, not wanting to hurt you, Heracles obeyed and tenderly thrusted his two fingers in and out of your ass all while rubbing your puffy clit.
Once you were acclimated to the stretch, you began to moan and whine, the unfamiliar sensation now arousing.
“More,” you urged Heracles, crying out as he obeyed and added his ring finger to your sensitive hole. Though the stretch stung, you were craving more of it. You wanted to feel him stretch you out, you needed to feel him inside of you at a new capacity. Despite the sting, you urged him to continue.
Heracles obliged and tenderly thrust his three fingers in and out of your ass, occasionally scissoring them apart or stretching them, doing his best to make your ass as prepared for his cock as possible.
With the feeling of Heracles filling you up, it didn’t take long for your release to crash down upon you.
“Heracles!” You cried, arching your back and gripping the sheets as you came. Your release gushed out of your cunt as your ass clamped around his fingers.
Though his cock ached for attention, Heracles devoted his attention to your pleasure first, gently helping you ride out your orgasm. Once you recovered, he slowly withdrew his fingers from your ass, not without protest, of course.
“Be patient,” Heracles chuckled at your frustrated whine. “I need to lube myself.”
You tilted your head around, watching in fascination as he slowly stroked his hard, throbbing cock, thoroughly coating it with the lube. Once he was satisfied with the application, he moved forward again, lining up his cockhead with your twitching hole.
“Can you spread yourself for me?” He gently asked you.
You reached back and obliged, grasping the meat of your flesh and spreading it apart, so he could have complete access to your hole. When he was satisfied with the sight, Heracles gently grabbed your right hip and pressed his warm, wet tip against your hole.
You gasped as he slipped his fat cockhead inside of you, your thighs quaking at the sudden new intrusion. Despite how large it was, it didn’t hurt.
“Are you alright, my love?” He asked gently.
You nodded.
“Please keep going,” you urged, “I want to feel more of you.”
That was all Heracles needed to hear to keep going. He slowly continued pushing himself inside of you, centimeter after centimeter until he’d reached the hilt. He let out a sigh as he bottomed out inside of you, the red curls at the base of his cock pressing against your rump.
By the time Heracles was fully inside of you, you were twitching with pleasure. Though you’d expected to be in pain, the sweet high of your release and Dionysus’ human drug worked wonders. All you could feel was the full feeling of Heracles’ thick cock inside of you and you loved it.
“Please, start moving,” you requested, panting softly.
Heracles immediately obliged and began slowly thrusting back and forth inside of you. Though you wished he would go faster, it was clear he was intent on savoring the feeling of your warmth, at least for a moment.
“You’re so tight,” Heracles groaned. “Every time I pull out you pull me back in.”
You bit your lip at the sound of his praise.
“Tell me, (Y/N), is this your first time doing this? Taking someone up your ass?” Heracles asked as he slowly sped up his thrusts.
You shyly nodded your head.
“You’re my first,” you admitted though you were surprised he was asking you that question. “Do you like knowing that you’re the first man to take me like this?”
“What do you think?” Heracles asked, smirking as he sped up faster. You cried out sharply as his cock stroke somewhere sweet inside of you. Recognizing the sound, Heracles targeted his thrusts, becoming more deliberate and striking this area.
“Oh Heracles,” you whined. “Fuck.”
“Am I making you feel good, (Y/N)?” He asked, gently grasping the meat of your ass as he sped up. He had now assumed a quick, steady rhythm, his weighty balls slapping against your cunt with each thrust.
“Fuck, yes, Heracles,” you whined. “You feel so good.”
Somehow he managed to move even faster, even while focusing on hitting those sweet spots inside of you. Each stroke of his cock inside of you, prodding at areas that had never been explored before, was making you feel so impossibly hot and aroused. That heady arousal swelled up within you, growing fuller and fuller.
“Heracles, I’m so close,” you whined.
Heracles grunted and gripped your hips tighter, intent on making you cum.
The onslaught of unfamiliar pleasure you were filling was swelling up inside of you, bigger and bigger, until you couldn’t take it anymore.
“Heracles!” You suddenly cried out your lover’s name, arching your back as your release crashed down upon you.
Your cunt quivered and clenched around nothing as your release crashed down upon you.
Heracles momentarily stilled his hips, letting you ride out your orgasm.
After you’d recovered from your orgasm, you turned your head back to face him.
“Keep going,” you panted.
As soon as you gave him that confirmation, he resumed his original, fast speed, making you wail in pleasure as he chased his own release. With each thrust, you felt that arousal swell deep within you again.
“Fuck, I’m getting close,” Heracles grunted. “Can I finish inside of you?”
“Fuck, yes,” you moaned, nodding your head. “Please fill me up.”
Hearing those words leave your mouth was all he needed to hear before he stilled his hips and finished inside of you.
You whined as you felt him release wave after wave of cum until he was flooding your insides.
Once he had recovered from his release, he slowly pulled his softening cock out of you, watching as his cum trickled from your quivering ass down to your soaking cunt.
“How was that for you, (Y/N)?” He asked, turning you around to face him.
“That was, wow,” you sighed happily. “Can we do it again?”
Heracles chuckled and softly pressed his lips against yours.
“Of course we can,” he said before tangling his lips with yours again.
You wrapped your legs against his waist, eager for round two.
I'm thirsty, no, dehydrated, can I have some Buddha or Heracles with a praise kink? Whispering praises into your ear while they blow your back out? Please? 🥺
𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐈 : " 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬..."
𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 ❜ 𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 : my slow ass brain cant tell what you mean at first because you mention the "blow your back out" because i dont understand the slang. So I just think you mean pounding. SORRY THIS WASNT THE ONE YOU WANTED ANON. Bad grammar as usual cause english isn't my first language.
Missionary position, needy Heracles.
╰ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐒
Heracelus lifting your legs up higher by your ankle as he keep pounding on you tight pussy. He grunts everytime he feel your walls sucking him so good everytime he pull back his dick and entering it back.
Thrusting your pussy so hard in and out hitting your g spot so well with his tip. "T-too much...." you whimper under his touch feeling your legs start to shaking as he holds them he wraps your legs around his brings his waist and bring face closer to your ear.
"It's okay, I know you can take it." his body start to sweat more feeling your and his orgasm approaching gripping your thighs give you hard thrusts at your pussy and kissing your neck while listening to your moans and cries.
You grip his ginger hair as you scream loudly cumming on his dick the third time. He give you a final few thrust before pulls out his dick and gently rubbing your tummy with his large hand.
he giving you kisses on your collarbone while his blue eyes lock at your (e/c). "You did a great job, sweet heart..."
Buddha hold your arms from behind ramming his large dick inside your pussy. His eyes focusing on your ass watching his dick pulling them out and thrust in back hard again meanwhile your eyes is red from crying so much how his dick feels so good and how rough he was fucking your pussy.
You try to look at him over your shoulder while moaning and sweating so hard with your teary eyes. "slo-slow down...!" you moan loudy when his mushroom tip perfectly aims towards your g-spot. His left arm wraps around your waist and his right hand goes up to your chin his hips keep moving thrusting your pussy sending shivers down to your spine as you feel his hot breath at your neck.
"Your pussy take me so fucking well..." he kiss your nape and his hand from your waist moving to your clit began to rub them in circle. You moan as your hand runs up to grip his hair "B-budha..." "Go on and cum again, pretty. I will reward you more."
rating record of ragnarok characters /10, because i can.
DISCLAIMER: i’m only rating the characters based off what the manga & anime has portrayed. i’ve done little to no research on these people themselves, which is why i don’t condone anything immoral that they’ve done. this was written before the release of chapter 73+
a/n: i think i wanna do this for every anime + genshin & val. PLS WATCH IT & LMK IF YOU GUYS LIKE IT. also i dont care abt grammatical and/or punctual errors, this is a shit post
MANGA SPOILER WARNING!!
THOR: first of all, he’s so fucking hot. his smile caught me so off guard tho, i kinda just stood there watching the screen, baffled. not much character to him, he’s just hot. 7/10
LU BU: i’m chinese, i literally feel so happy when i see chinese characters. biased, but definitely a plus. he, just like thor, has little to no character. first character i called hot, is hot, but there are hotter characters. (what, i am not talking abt hermes wdym?) 7/10
HERMES: 10/10. no explanation. my man right there. i literally scream & cream every time i see him. why is he so fine. not a single panel or clip where he looks bad. pls eat me out, sir i beg. i will serve you. ONE CHANCE. JUST ONE?? i’m in love with him. who needs real men or women when hermes.
GOLL: she is SO ANNOYING. her eng & jp voice are both annoying asl. she’s that one character, that exists in mostly every anime, used to explain background info & battle info on other characters. brunhilde is too nice on her. she reminds me of when i first saw yachi (haikyuu) on screen. yachi, too, was annoying. but i grew to love her🫶. 1/10
BRUNHILDE: SHES SO HOT. ATE. SHE ALDNAHDISKZ. yeah, what else is there to say? 8/10
APHRODITE: she truly lives up to her version in the greek mythology. hottest woman/goddess alive. ate. her boobs, i want to squish them & bury my face in them. WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO HOLD THEM? 8/10
ZEUS: idgaf what anyone says, he’s not hot. not even his younger self. he looks like mirio (mha) turned netero (hxh). love his character tho. the eyes scared me at first. he’s hilarious. 5/10
ADAM: my friend, the one who recommended snv to me, told me he’d be more my type. he was, minus the fact that’s he literally butt fucking naked. nice ass cheeks tho. def pretty boy, his wife is hot too. i want her more😋. his line abt fighting for his children made me cry. should’ve won. i say, let hermes be uncleless & fatherless. 7/10
POSEIDON: he was fs the blueprint for adam. anywho, yk hes fine. SOOO FINE. meowing for him. he doesn’t beat hermes tho. nobody beats hermes. well, look wise at least. it was rlly hard choosing who to root for in this fight. that’s a lie, i was always on humanity’s side. sad he died:( 9/10. -1 for being a little, arrogant, narcissistic, egotistical bitch. 8/10
SASAKI KOJIRO: see, zeus coulda been hot like him at that old age. man aged like fine wine. character was a W. hot, determined, good character, funny. what else can you want from a man? 8/10
HERACLES: disappointed. so disappointed. he looked better in the disney ver. this fight was so boring for me. you’re telling me i’m supposed to watch the fight instead of ogling at hot characters? no. character was okay. 6/10
JACK THE RIPPER: massive L. not supporting a murderer. next. 0/10
SHIVA: hot from the beginning. 4 arms? do what you want to me, sir. 3 WIVES? tengen (kny), is that you bro?😭 anywho, he’s cocky, def my type irl LMAO. i wouldn’t let that slide tho.. his wives are hot too😋 8/10
RAIDEN TAMEEMON: i paid very little attention to this fight. don’t remember his backstory too well (i read this fight not even 24 hours ago btw). not that good looking, not ugly either. i liked his character, upset he took 3 of shiva’s arms. why 3? why not 2? he got 1 arm left. 4/10
BUDDHA: THATS MY GOD RIGHT THERE. ate. i’m not religious, and neither are my family, but they are buddhist, so by default, i am too. i personally think buddhism is the best religion, but we’re not gonna get into that. i have very valid reasons btw. love his personality, love his looks. massive W. ofc he fights for humanity. he’s a walking W. 9/10
ZEROFUKU: precious. definition of deserved better. what made me sad, is how he was written during the fight. he’s consistently hitting, with little to no strategy. his backstory is sad, but his battle exp was written poorly. also the random ass monster possessing took me tf out. 7/10
HADES: fine ass mf. he’s so different from how he’s usually portrayed, both look & personality wise. the first W netflix has pulled. he’s hot and responsible? persephone, we can share him babes. also, the relationship between him & poseidon made me SOB. like actually. hurt so bad i made an angst edit. 9/10
QIN SHI HUANG: first off, i don’t do research on my own ethnicity’s history. i didn’t even know who tf lu bu was. my family knew tho. with that aside, PROUD TO BE CHINESE❗️ he’s so fine. SO FINE. the way his character was written, was wonderful. i loved the fight between him & hades. the tension & the lengths they went to try & win. 9/10
BEELZEBUB: his backstory was so tragic. what i didn’t like, was how they rushed his & lilith’s story. like, they kinda randomly said i love you to each other. i’d love to see their adventures tgt. lilith, leave that emo thing, and come be w me. he’s fine too. i rlly like how they introduced him. 8/10
NIKOLA TESLA: i don’t have much of an opinion on him. very chatty, which i don’t actually mind. i guess we’ll have to wait for more chapters to release before i form an opinion on him. 5/10
ODIN: the hair bro. THE HAIR. i keep forgetting he exists, but i’m not his biggest fan. not bad, but i prefer his sons. i do like the theory of him being a traitor. he looks the part. 5/10
LOKI: honestly, i liked him a lot in the beginning, but now, it’s like he’s kinda on the side. cute & hot. thor is the better brother tho. speaking of, how tf are they even brothers? moving on, i like his personality. i like his shocked, mixed w angry, facial expressions more. 7/10
ARES: the hair again. very stylish, i do like it, but it took me out. walking around looking like a school girl. i don’t like how he tries to be a know-it-all w hermes, when he literally relies on him for info. but that’s my man for you. his expressions are SO WELL. 6/10
ADAMAS: i was awfully confused, at first, when there were 3 older brothers to zeus. usually, it’s just hades, poseidon & zeus. not his biggest fan, his character was rushed. 4/10
BONUSES
JESUS: i was very happy to see jesus. i’m not sure why, i just was. why is he the only character, THAT LOOKS LIKE THEMSELVES? 9/10
LU BU SIMP AGENCY: 10/10. i don’t need to say anymore. W cheng gong. love that man.
FORSETI: what a loser. he was so annoying. 2/10
EVE: mother? mommy? whatever. MEOW. 9/10
SASAKI SIMP AGENCY: love them as well. 10/10. walking Ws all around.
