Innocent? Little? Girly, I think the definition of those words must be lost on you, because I'm anything but.
In looks, my dear. But if boob sizing was a contest, we all know who would win. Now you wouldn’t want to get feisty, you were one of my favorites. You wouldn’t want to get on my bad side, now would ya?
It sure looks like the bonfire ignited something last night, shall we begin?
Where to begin though? How about we start with the oldest and work our way to youngest? Oh wait, that might be a little be a little bit of a probably seeing as our oldest did work his way to one of the youngest. Let's just start and see where the night took us.
Hawk, really? If you're sticking with that name so be it. Well, looks like our elderly members of the Complex got a little frisky last night. What, you were there all of ten minutes before your eyes locked and loaded on that poor innocent little girl? Godspeed to her and the heart attack you'll be having with her grinding on you to Pretty Ricky.
Now little Hero. Well, if Hawk was going to go after anyone, why not the girl with the weird ass name? You look like you're fifteen, why are you overcompensating by running around with the oldest wolf in the pack? You could do better, sweetie. Like the guy you passed up on during the game of chicken. And then decided to skinny dip with a fellow female resident. Really? Your daddy issues are showing.
Who's next? Oh yes, Eve. Our own resident tattoo artist under the age of 30, but not for long. While your mentor is cradle robbing, you're looking to be robbed from yours. He's a little older than you, don't you think, love? Anyway, you arrived, brought the food and oh so delicious beverages, had a nice lesbian skinny dip session. Then waited like a little puppy for your man, and then when he left you shortly followed. Go figure.
James, you were there all of five minutes. What, clingy not your type? Oh right, you had to go to work.
Now Maggie. Called in to work? Really? Going with that excuse too, I see. I think it's more about striking out, what's that - the second time this week? First Xavier and now the new guy. Don't worry, third time's the charm, right?
Okay new guy, or as they like to call you, Wesley. Who said it was alright to go in on your first endever and hook up with one of the most unattainable women? But hey, with a body like yours, I'd jump you too. Looks like she couldn't keep her hands off of ya.
Poor little innocent Eden. She'll huff, and she'll puff, and she'll push you away if her life depends on it. But for some reason the new guy seemed to boomerang back every time she pushed. But, with him as your date for the Gala - who's going to break it to the other ones you've pushed away?
Kayden, looks like your girl has finally pushed you away and right into another's arms. You seem like you were the only one actually doing what normal people to at bonfires. Getting drunk, swimming, and jamming.
Summer, well perfect name for the time of year. But a little cliché don't you think? Last night Kayden seemed to spark your interest, wonder if anything will come of it. He'll have to watch himself because damn love, you're dangerous territory. You've got the looks, the smarts, and apparently the humor as well. Where have you been all our lives?
Who's next? Oh right, my biggest fan. Devrenn. Looks like you enjoyed your evening. Maybe even of grew a pair and asked a fair skinned brunette that you can't seem to keep your eyes off of out. But one thing I did find out was how much of a swimmer you were, damn boy. If that's where you got that body, maybe I should start swimming more.
Ahhh, Isabella. Or Is, or Isa, or Bella. Whatever the fuck you've decided your name is this week. You seemed to have been enjoying yourself as well until you were called into work too? What was going around, hay fever? But at least managed to find your way back to the beach and into Dev's surfboard clad arms.
Now on to our neighborhood friendly gay, Jaesoon. Be my GBF? With that speedo and my luscious locks, we'll be batting the men away before you can sing It's Raining Men. Can I get a Hallelujah?
Last, but certainly not least, Marilyn James. You chatted a little, drank a little, blah blah blah. With a name like that I expected more from you. Really? You left before dark? You know nothing good goes down until the sun comes down.
Well, I was surprised a little by a few things. Others not so much. I'll have to wait and see what you've got in store for me next week. This is black tie. What's the saying? Shit goes down when we dress up? Don't disappoint me babies.
