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Hey so think about it:
Lithuania probably likes beetroots. There is even a festival in Vilnius based on a cold beetroot soup. One of the side effects of eating beetroot is peeing pink. And guess who likes pink? Poland! Now imagine Poland seeing Lithuania pee after eating beetroot and getting excited.
is this true?
YES
NO
Why is it so hard for everyone to understand that Russia is straight? Every fucking one in this fandom headcanons him as gay, gay, gay! He can be straight too, fuckers.
It's so tiring, especially since Russia is my boyfriend too. I've literally been shifting to the Hetalia universe for like a year now, and he told me straight up that he is STRAIGHT and NOT ATTRACTED TO MEN! Yet this fandom keeps shipping him with men. All. The. Fucking. Time.
Like, no offense to gay people or anything, but is it that hard to comprehend that he's not gay? He's fucking RUSSIA for fuck's sake! Being gay is illegal there!
And also, stop shipping him with his enemies. America does not love him, they hate each other! Neither does Lithuania love him because he's straight and with Belarus! And China literally has a genderbend you can ship Russia with, so you don't have to ship him with the male version! CAUSE HES STRAIGHT!!
*sighs* I'm just really tired, especially as his girlfriend because whenever someone says he's gay or he's in a relationship with America or someone else he would NEVER get in a relationship with because he's STRAIGHT, I feel like I'm being erased. And I feel like I'm... I'm not worth...
*Begins crying*
Russia: *Enters my room* [Anon]? What's wrong?
Me: Sorry Russia, I was just... Defending you, our relationship, you know.... Everyone in the Hetalia fandom says you're gay when you're not even gay 'cause you're dating me and your straight.....
Russia: *Clenches fist, gritting teeth* Those damn... HEY, HETALIA FANDOM, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW, I AM STRAIGHT NOT GAY, I AM DATING THIS ANON, AND SHES A GIRL, AND I DONT LIKE GUYS ESPECIALLY AMERICA CAUSE WERE ENEMIES! *Turns to me* Honey, I... I didn't know this was happening.... *Turns back to Hetalia fandom* NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU MADE MY PRECIOUS GIRLFRIEND CRY?!?! YOU PSYCHOPATHS, I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU!! *Hugs me*
Me: *Sniffs* Thanks Russia, and thank YOU Hetalia fandom for making me feel like shit because you keep saying Russia is gay... *Hugs him back*
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Do NOT get me started on GerIta.
They MIGHT, in canon in fanon, or humanverse or nationverse, be the ONLY fascinating ship. Mother of ALL ships. The IT couple throughout all decades. Name me one trope/theme they can't do well?
They can do it allll: opposites attract, grumpy x shunshine, childhood lovers, enemies to lovers, friends to lovers, not-so-subtle pining slow burn, love at first sight passion, smut, fluff, historical, modern, futuristic. These two set the bar so extremly high. I cannot take interest in any other ship because all roads lead me to Rome. I see these two everywhere. I see them in the ying and yang, I see them in Geography, I see them in lovers, haters, enemies, frenemies, longing, music, passion, poetry, language, culture, philosophy, competence. You can stretch and bend this ship in sooo many ways. You like a more toxic dynamic? Talk abt their pinning during the world wars. You want soft and dynamic? You GOT IT. You want raging madness and rough petiness? You want jealousy, sex, bold, shy, subtle, loud? They can do it alll. GerIta isn't a ship. They are a promise. A song. A whisper in museum halls. A glow in the dark of a loud heavy metal 2000s club. They come in a SET. Do what you want with these two, but they stay together!!!
-purriod
~🗳
I really don’t get gerita stans. I saw a post about how anyone that ships itapan is doing it out of spite and they are really gerita fans but don’t want to like something popular or something and it got a lot of notes and people were agreeing. Like someone liking something that isn’t your otp doesn’t make your otp less valid or whatever? It doesn’t steal from you in any way?
If I got what you meant, then I totally agree. Probably the problem is that we pay to much attention about what others think.
If your OTP is freaking popular or if your OTP receives a lot of hate or if your OTP has practically non-existent content or whatever... That would never make it less valid than any other OTP.
It's your OTP!
I repeat...
It's Y-O-U-R OTP!
No one has to ship the same characters AND no ones has to ship characters.
It's not like this is a competition! AND the multiple (popular) ships aren't a threat to the multiple (rare) ships... Or vice-versa.
I will give my example... I desperately love Hardcore Nedport! But do you see me pissed for seeing Fluff Engport? ABSOLUTELY NOT! I would even love NedEng or NedPortEng!
Thanks for sharing 🍅
He also asked if I knew Harry Potter
what otp cock blocks gerita. I get shipping Italy with any other nation but who is bro shipping with Germany
who are you shipping with germany?
in my eyes austria-hungary isn't a lavender marriage. those bitches genuinely love each other in the hetsloppiest hetgem romance ever. the TRUE hetalia lavender marriage is czechoslovakia and they both have the worst case of comphet ever
life or death for anon?
LIFE
DEATH
I believe Alfred F Jones was a second shooter at the JFK assassination
welcome to the first open ended question on hetafessions
what were his motives? please comment below
