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[spinsterennui]

Hi Kerry. I just rented Split and thought it was a fascinating film. Have you seen it (I'm going to assume you have), and if so, what are your thoughts on it? I found James McAvoy to be fantastic in the role, and I can't imagine anyone else playing it better. Also, did you see The X-Files is getting another season with more than 6 episodes? I'm so excited! I hope you have a lovely day. :)

Sorry it took so long to answer. It’s nice to see you! *hugs you super tightly* I actually did see the movie, and I did think James was amazing (truly, in my opinion, he always is lol and is so underrated as an actor), but I didn’t particularly like the film. I thought it could have been a positive thing about people with mental illness, specifically dissociative identity disorder. But by making him into a monster, that basically others his character even further than he already is othered by virtue of having DID. It’s like saying you’re monstrous if you have a mental illness. I liked that they implied it was a “higher form” of human being and some sort of evolutionary transcendent thing, but in the end he just eats people you know? And innocent girls, nonetheless. Anyway, that’s kind of my whole take on it.

As far as TXF is concerned, yes! I’m super psyched. I’m actually doing a presentation in my contemporary class next week on the idea of the monstrous feminine and monstrous birth in TXF, so it’s on my mind constantly. But another season is great. I didn’t love 10, but it was better than 9, and to be honest I would just watch absolute crap they throw together if it’s got Mulder and Scully. Just wish they hadn’t broken up (which is only bc CC is an asshat). Hope you’re well!

[peri-helia]

When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy, then pass this on to the last 10 people who you have notes from in your activity.

1. Travelling - seeing new places, getting lost in a city, trying new food and relying on a map to get around, its just magical

2. My work, I’m lucky enough to seriously love my job

3. Reading 

4. Attending movies and the theatre which I haven’t done in ages

5. Trying new things

[mischievousmortal]

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[spinsterennui]

Hi Kerry. Just wanted to update you on the kitty next door. I couldn't find it when I came home from work yesterday(or before work yesterday morning), so I assumed it was hunkered down somewhere because of the snow we got. When I got home, I found a few old towels and an old blanket I don't use and put them in a box. I set it near the porch of the house next door, which is where I think kitty hides, and I'm hoping it will come out. Gonna call the shelter and see if they will take it in. *hugs*

I hope you have good luck finding it. Even usually outside or feral kitties really can't handle the very cold weather, and can suffer tremendously. *hugs you super tightly*

[spinsterennui]

Kerry, I'm sad. I went outside earlier and saw a black and white cat at the abandoned house next door. I called to it and it sat there staring at me. So I started towards it, calling to it softly, thinking I could bring it inside. It ran off and I don't know where it went. :( It's like 22 degrees, but feels about 15. And we're supposed to get some light snow tomorrow. I worried about this cat now. No idea if it's a stray or someone's pet, but I'm going to try and find it tomorrow and help it.

Sorry I missed this last night, darling. *hugs you super tightly* I know you'll try your best, but if it's feral or too scared, you might not be able to help it. If you're able, one way to help is to make a nice warm place for it to sleep, using old plastic storage containers (like the ones for storing xmas decorations or whatnot). Cut a hole in the side (one easy way is at the top, with the cover off, just cut like a curved spot). Then put lots of old blankets and towels inside, and close the lid. Flip it over so the cover is now the base so it can get through the opening, and put it where you last saw the kitty. It can use it to huddle inside, and the cat's own body heat will keep it nice and warm. Good luck finding it darling. That stuff breaks my heart :(

[spinsterennui]

Kerry! Did you hear the rumors? I tend to not believe it until I have more evidence, but supposedly, David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson got married. :o I kinda want it to be true, because Mulder and Scully were my first ever OTP, and I had crushes on both of them. Well, mostly Mulder. I just wanted to be Scully. Ahh! If they were married, or even just dating, I'd be insanely happy. What do you think?

Well, I heard they were secretly dating. And supposedly it was a drunken Las Vegas marriage, so I don't think it will necessarily stay. But it's so cute they might be a couple. I love them. I watched X-Files from day one. They are my darlings. *hugs you super tightly*

[thereallimegreenandloki-blog]

Confession time: I may or may not qualify for the Uncultured Swine Club (USC?), because: a) I've played Lady Capulet on Romeo and Juliet, but b) It was the musical theatre version (blame the French!), that many regard as an unforgivable travesty, and not only because it has almost 40 songs and lasts for 3 very long hours... the songs were average at most, the dialogue was awful, and at any point of the show we could clearly hear the Bard spinning in his grave. c) I hereby include visual evidence of my crimes against Shakespeare. I'm the one in the fabulous red gown, obviously; all the Capulets wore red and the Montagues wore blue, maybe because the creator of the show thought it would be the only way for the less-than-sophisticated theatregoers to follow the plot.

Is it too late for me to join the club, maybe on the Infernal Adaptations Department? Can I redeem myself by watching a few hundreds of Hiddlesbutt gifs? Thank you for your consideration!  ;)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmt this is a toughie.  The question is: did you eNJOY the Shakespeare at any time? That seems to be the turning point in all this.  If you enjoyed it I might have to deny you membership, as I just denied it to hiddle-stoner.

Wait, wait wait no

OKAY.

You have offered a viable alternative. Therefore, yes. Spend 26.3 hours watching Hiddleass with NO appreciation for his acting or Shakespeare, and I will grant you probationary membership.  A sort of....penitence.  How's that?

hiddle-stoner: you're harder. I will be  willing to reconsider your membership if you watch the aforementioned 26.3 hours of hiddleass, write five PWP smuts, AND SWEAR on your last breath that you will NEVERMORE appreciate Shakespeare.

[spinsterennui]

You're sitting on the floor, surrounded in a circle by the following men: Tom Hiddleston, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Robert Downey Jr., Colin Meloy, Idris Elba, and Aziz Ansari. Reaching forward, you spin the empty beer bottle lying on the floor in front of you. Which man would you most want it to stop on, and how exactly would you kiss them? Would you be a tease and try and convince the others to have a turn with you, too? Perhaps end the night with a gangbang?

Oh come now. You know it's gangbang all the way. ;)

Really, though, they're all so different. And I desire such different things from each (assuming they weren't married). However, assuming they are all magically unmarried, it would be Colin Meloy. I love him. I love him like... I can't even explain. Though, really I feel weird even thinking of Colin in a sexual way, partially because he's married but also, I don't know, it's not how I think of him. Not that I wouldn't fuck his brains out, but I guess... my fantasies are so romantic with him. Like I'm an author, and he reads my book and he contacts me and we go out and he kisses me goodnight. Seriously. Never past a kiss with him. It's an amazing kiss though... Like leaning up against the door, and it's cold, and our hands sort of intertwine, fingers brushing along fingers, until our mouths are almost touching but not quite. Lips parting, I try to speak, and he steals my words with a soft, tender kiss. 

However, if I could only kiss one as they currently are, it would definitely be Tom. He's unmarried, and I am sexually obsessed with him. And I'd kiss him like he's never been kissed before. On the penis.