#high school conversations

[overheard-in-the-halls]

Friend 1: making memes wont fix your problems

Friend 2: Maybe not but they sure as hell will make them funny

[overheard-in-the-halls]

Friend 1: Have you ever looked at someone like they were the sun?

Friend 2: I never understood that phrase. Like all I've ever done was angrily glare at the sun

F2: Wait, nevermind I have most definitely looked at people like they were the sun then

[overheard-in-the-halls]

“So during tutoring I realized I didn’t actually have anything to be tutored in so I had started a staring contest with someone who was not aware they were part of a staring contest”

[overheard-in-the-halls]

*wearing suit and tie* I feel so straight in this it’s disgusting

[overheard-in-the-halls]

I have 99 problems as an artist and payment is ALMOST ALL OF THEM

[overheard-in-the-halls]

You are amazing and all other arguments are invalid

[overheard-in-the-halls]

Friend 1: dude you can’t keep doing this

Friend 2: doing what

1: actually studying

1: it sets a bad image

[overheard-in-the-halls]

Friend 1: if he breaks your heart I will break his spleen and at least three other bones

Friend 2: NO! Please don’t

1: fine..

2: thank yo-

1: I’ll tell him something worse in my best costumer service voice

2: wait- no! That’s worse