Tolkein can perfectly flip a coin
Craig has one of those handheld water ring game keychains he messes with during class
Clyde constantly tries to hit on lesbians
Heidi learns how to crochet
Kyle gets irritated when he sees people wearing jumpers and wooly coats during a thousand degree weather
Cartman has rosacea
Cartman gets sat in the hallway when he acts up in class and everyone who walks past makes fun of him
Butters gets hall monitor one year and it actually changes him as a person
Stan has chronic shoulder problems cause he only wears his backpack on one shoulder to be all cool or nonchalant (he’s not)
Tweek packs his entire house into a suitcase for a two night school camp









