Apr 5, 2019
a king
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a king
“Oops” (he has a wiggling, mewing box in hand)
Varis looked about as happy as an actual wet cat, hair completely loose -- for once -- which made him look even more like a disgruntled vampire than ever. With one hand keeping the towel from falling down (apparently the royal ass did NOT come from his genetics) he pointed to the doorway, uttering in an uncharacteristically harsh manner: “OUT.”
Your majesty, there was a rumor spread among officers that a savage girl named Fordola used a physical mode to curry favor with your son. What do you think about it, your majesty?
"Zenos? Really? He is too busy senselessly slaughtering the populace in order to ‘feel something’ to engage in activity of that sort with anyone let alone a woman. The last time I attempted to usher him in the direction of a worthwhile marriage the poor girl wound up fleeing the palace in horror.”
Dear emperor - We would like to head off the impending question of why all the engineers are dressed up as Zenos in the emperor's garb... we decided to have a contest to see who could come up with the scariest costume for all saints wake and... well... Zenos as emperor is clearly the thing that scares us all the most. - bored engineering staff
“That is terrifying.”
- Small Au Ra proceeds to draw a tiny dragon on the corner of his cape - [I couldn't find the draw something emoji 😅]
Varis siiighed and picked up the small Au Ra by the scruff of their neck -- or a shirt, whichever’s easiest.
“No. Bad.” He is pretty obviously not sure how to actually address the Au Ra. Is this a pet? He didn’t know, but it was drawing on him and that would not do.
"Ye have literally ter dumbest 'eadpiece ah 'ave ever seen ahn ah've seen t'at twelvesdamned -t'in- ter Bull o' Mhigo wears, lad."
"I have no idea what you just said. Perhaps if you removed the marbles from your gaping maw it would be easier to understand you.”
*whispers* Also, Dad, I need 2000 gil for what I owe to the ladies at The Gold Saucer. Thank you in advanced!
“I am not your father.” He didn’t remember boning any Au Ra. There weren’t many drunken benders in his Academy days, right? Sure.
Daddy, I'm hooooome! *knocks off slippers*
“Get out of my house.”