@hivebreed asked: “What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”
He kept his mouth closed, yet he let out a little giggle. He liked the lady’s reaction, it was funny seeing her like that. So why should he reveal what was in his mouth. He hadn’t chewed or swallowed, so the hamster that was residing in there was just relaxing peacefully. Maybe he could store the hamster in his head! He had a hamster wheel in there, he was pretty sure. If not, he could find one! There were all sorts of stuff available for taking, you only had to outrun those guards! GIR felt the hamster doing a little dance, and decided to copy it! He began shaking his hips, and moving his arms. He wouldn’t do these moves in the clubs he attended, these moves weren’t real dance moves, but it was fun! He loved to dance! He loved it even more when people danced with him. He would have asked Mimi’s friend if she wanted to join him in a dance, but he didn’t want to release the hamster that was in his mouth or ruin the surprise!
But this was boring. He didn’t like not talking! He wanted to talk, talk, talk. He began having a debate within himself. Should he open his mouth and take out the hamster? No! It was his friend, and friends stayed within him. Either in his head or in his memories. And he didn’t want to bring the hamster to his memories yet, he didn’t want to say goodbye! But on the other hand he could ask Mimi’s friend to dance, and he could see her reaction to his little friend! GIR truly was stumped. Until he wasn’t. Quick as his mind jumped from one thing to the other, he popped open his mouth, reached within, and grabbed the hamster. Holding him tight in his hand, GIR began stroking the animal lovingly.
“THIS IS GEORGE!” GIR introduced, cuddling the hamster to his cheek. “He’s my newest best friend!” He said cheerily, before thrusting George towards Mimi’s friend, lightly tilting it as if it were dancing. “DO YOU WANNA HOLD HIM?” GIR shrieked, hoping the answer was yes. Everyone deserved a friend, and it seemed like Mimi’s friend was lacking in that department. He wondered what it was like being that lonely, but decided to move onto something more fun to think about! Like dance parties! Which he wanted to have as soon as he got his answer from Mimi’s friend.