#hmarieme

[zaynandhisboys]

I need top secret information regarding that fratbro fic because it's amazing.

People in the frat do have problems with Zayn. Not all of them, not even a lot, but there are guys who don’t like him, and sometimes it is for the reasons Zayn thinks it is. They aren’t all perfect. But if they ever think about saying anything, Harry takes them aside to talk--he’s not a confrontational person, and Zayn can take care of himself, but no one is going to make Zayn uncomfortable in the house if he can help it. 

Send me the title of one of my fics, and I’ll tell you a thing about it nobody knows!

[zaynandhisboys]

hmarieme replied to your post “What's your opinion on that short time zayn wore eyeliner???”

I should hope not!! But could you imagine if he did it now??

Oh god. That would actually kill me. totally and completely. 

[zaynandhisboys]

What's your opinion on that short time zayn wore eyeliner???

Is that even a question? Are there people who did not like that era? Who did not like Zayn’s gorgeous eyes popping even more than usual looking like an emo prince? Does such blasphemy exist? 

“your opinion on ______”

(can be a blog, a trend, a meme, an object, a person.)

[mfio]

Roommate- plugging in her Xbox. Knocks loose one of the cable cords

Me: hey you messed up the cable when you were up there

Her: I didn't unplug anything!!

Me: I'm not saying you unplugged anything but it got messed up when you were plugging in the Xbox.

Her: I didn't unplug anything!!

*she goes up to mess with plugs*

Her: nothing is unplugged!

Me: well whatever you just did, you fixed it.

Her: nothing was unplugged!

Me: THAT'S FINE, IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU FUCKING FIXED IT!

[seyooned]

I'm so glad you also don't find any shumer funny. I thought I was weird

like i’ve honestly haven’t looked at any of her stuff but i got the ad for her movie all the time and it was so annoying and not even remotely funny??? 

[seyooned]

Happy birthday!!!

thanks so much lovely!

[zaynandhisboys]

hmarieme replied to your post “@hmarieme lol if only. New York apartment hunting is even worse than...”

Ahhhh one of those realllll jobs. I see.

They’re the worst. Cutting into my fic time and everything. 10/10 would not recommend. Unless, you know. That whole money thing. 

[zaynandhisboys]

@hmarieme lol if only. New York apartment hunting is even worse than average. If only my job didn't tie me here...