May I please hear about Hoe Depot and Artist InuYasha?? 🙏🙏
Hello friend whom I never talk to.
For your reading pleasure:
An excerpt from Hoe Depot
“Can you tell me where your cock is?”
"My what?" Inuyasha squawked out as he looked down at the woman in front of him.
She was--wow--okay--he was a lot less offended. Inuyasha’s gut reaction is to point at himself and down, but that’s wrong.
"Your caulk," she repeated, clearly not bored of him yet.
"What kind do you need?" He asked, realizing far too late that he was not the right one to help her. Oh he was the right one in some regards, but his mind was in the gutter and there was no way that this was going to end well. He just needs to pawn her off on someone else before he gets fired.
“What sizes of caulk do you have?”
Inuyasha swallowed.
“What size do you need?” He asked, already committed to just ending his short tenure here. But damn, what a way to go out.
“Hmm,” she hummed to herself, clearly thinking, “Probably a big one.”
“I also like a big caulk, don’t you, Inuyasha?” Miroku suggests, and Inuyasha glares as his fellow associate and self-named friend.
And now for artist Inuyasha
Premise: Inuyasha is a world-renown artist and is considered to be the next Andy Warhol and revolutionize the artistic community.
This is the excerpt:
"But how did you come up with this? It's unlike anything I've ever seen before!" Kagome said, staring at the canvas.
"Dunno, I just throw paint on shit and everyone likes it."
