#horscopes

[cornyapocolypse]

Aries venus « masculine, dominant, assertive/direct, flirtatious, bold, passionate

Taurus venus « romantic, sensual, reliable, patient, calm, artistic, financially stable

Gemini venus « intelligent, witty, funny, charming, social, communicative, friendly, energetic

Cancer venus « feminine, caring, empathetic, emotionally vulnerable, protective, nurturing

Leo venus « masculine, confident, joyful, fun, generous, protective, creative, bold

Virgo venus « down to earth, feminine, reliable, loyal, intelligent, honest

Libra venus « romantic, sweet, charming, feminine, social, peacemaker, fun, artistic

Scorpio venus « mysterious, seductive, sexy, loyal, passionate, dominant, assertive

Sagittarius venus « adventurous, optimistic, honest, funny, friendly, energetic

Capricorn venus « hardworking, loyal, mature, disciplined, humble, responsible, successful, smart

Aquarius venus « unique, inventive, intellectual, friendly, humanitarian, open-minded, unpredictable

Pisces venus « kind, artistic, creative, compassionate, empathetic, imaginative, romantic

[natewrightt]

me: horoscopes are stupid

also me: *takes the time to look at scorpio readings*

[stewardeus13]

This is witchcraft!

Luigi: Amadeus, do you fear anything?

Amadeus: I do fear Serpci witchcraft.

Luigi: witchcraft?

Steward: That woman can tell you things about your futur or character JUST by knowing your exact birthdate...

Luigi: oh! Your horscope? Yes it says that people born on may like Amadeus are not easy to convince.

Amadeus: This is pure sh$t. How can you guys be convinced by that.

Steward: *GASP* luigi is also a witch!!!

[traveleroftimeanspace]

Fun fact libra are the most common sign for billionaires!

[pisces-prncss]

Aries: I’m sorry I couldn’t be patient with you.

Taurus: You were the first to really break my heart.

Gemini: I know you didn’t know any better, neither did I.

Cancer: Your heart of gold will always take over you.

Leo: Thank you for showing me not every one is the same. Thank you for showing me tenderness in a different way.

Virgo: I know we were just kids, but damn you really had me chasing after you. Never again.

Libra: Everything is always fun and games to you, as long as you have your attention that’s all that matters.

Scorpio: I can go on and on about how badly you fucked me up ...

Sagittarius: I hope you learn to love yourself someday, and I hope you start being honest with yourself.

Capricorn: You would’ve been so good to me, I’m so sorry I wasn’t ready for you.

Aquarius: I hope you come my way some day.

Pisces: I think I could’ve loved you.

[pinch-and-poke]

Announcement

~Requests are Open lovelies~

[abnormalastrology]

I decided to turn my Style Horoscopes into instagram posts. Go check them out and follow @abnormalastrology!

[pisces-prncss]

Aries: Please don’t be scared to be yourself, even if no one else likes it.

Taurus: Your art captures your beauty.

Gemini: You can light up other people’s lives, but you can’t light up mine.

Cancer: Your smile says it all.

Leo: You deserve everything, and I hope you get it soon.

Virgo: You’re an angel in disguise, I know.

Libra: I will always be here for you.

Scorpio: I did what i could for you. It WAS enough, sorry you didn’t see that.

Sagittarius: You didn’t love me like you said you did.

Capricorn: Your strength is beneath all the pain.

Aquarius: I’m still waiting to find you.

Pisces: It’s okay to be emotional, but don’t let it take over you.