so i work at a sandwich shop and we take orders over the phone and our computers keep their names and locations to save time. and people are always like what how do you know who i am and they're like reevaluating their lives over the phone like they order way too many sandwiches so i say things like "yeah we're just good like that" or "yeah we're all totally psychic." but this one time some guy named mike called and he was hella confused so without thinking i said "it's magic mike" and i just












