#hotshotsniper

[thoseblusox]

"I-Is that my Husbandu glittering like a disco ball out on the field...?

Please, someone tell me it's not..."

[thoseblusox]

There was a small envelope inside Eli's mail box. It said "fer Eli and Leon", and it looked a bit stuffed. Inside, there were two collars with three shark teeth each, and a small note that could read: "This is fer ya. Signed: Angus".

"…"The Scout squinted at the gift with a little look of uncertainty.."Are those teeth…?”Yeah, it looked like it.It would have been pretty cool, if… You know, there wasnt dangling the sharp innards of a predictors mouth hanging from them…

At least Leon might like his, if he was even around."Well… Guess I can’t fault him fa’ thinkin’ of me."

[thoseblusox]

The swiggiest of bligs

#JustModernAUThings

[fearfortheliving]

When you get to read the fun that other people are having.

#JustNot-SnakewaterThings

[thoseblusox]

If Eli ever got wind of anyone else complimenting her Sniper, someone's going to get their dick shot off.

[tickingpipebombs]

Hmph. S'lotta red...

[Jealous Demo noises.]

[thoseblusox]

#ic interest#queue#hey#hey eli#eli look at me#loOK

I cu bby, lookin' real hot thar.

[thoseblusox]

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Battle Theme: Wonderland- Natalia KillsBattle intro: ”Hey old-man, you wanna gimmie a kiss or what?”Victory: ”Don’t worry babe, I still love ya.”Defeat: ”Asshole! Not in the face!”Assist: “Yoooo! Don’t cha dare touch him, he’s mine!”Taunt: ”Is that anoth’a gray hair?”Reacting to Taunt: ”No more cuddles fa you tonight.”Tie: ”Good job~”Perfect Victory: ”I think ya need ta get ya eyes tested babe.”Finishing Move: A concussion with a baseball or two, then swiftly followed by an uppercut to the underside of his jaw.