dave strider - The newest member of House 507 but already the most reserved by far. Although hot-headed at times, he manages to keep a cool attitude towards most situations, including his loud new housemate and his beautiful online-turned-IRL friend John.
Dirk Strider - Head of House 505 with Jake as his co-head. More laid-back and smoother than his Bro, he constructs robots in his room and tests them out on basically anyone he can find - more often than not his housemates.
KARKAT VANTAS - The smallest of the 507 residents but by far the most short-tempered. For all his yelling and attempts at gaining an upper hand, his real strength comes from managing to shepherd his friends into following a plan; and you didn’t hear it from us, but he’s minoring in Romanticism in Literature.
2ollux captor - Resident hacker and programming mastermind. He’s the programmer of the “sprite” applications around campus, including Jasprosesprite^2 and Davepetasprite^2, though he’s often flippant about whether he cares for their sentience or not.
Kanaya Maryam - House 507′s “mother” and rainbow drinker enthusiast. While not frequenting 503 to visit her girlfriend, she’ll be tending to the bonzai in her room or keeping her housemates from killing each other. (The latter is more a job than a hobby at this point.)
