#houseposting*

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she frew up

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house telling cameron she only likes him because he’s disabled has the same energy as sawyer telling kate she only had sex with him because she thought he was going to be killed, and because neither show gives the woman a chance to properly respond, people who don’t care to think about those characters’ perspectives just take these ideas as facts because some self-hating man said so. biting and clawing etc.

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can anyone fucking hear me????

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rip allison cameron you would’ve loved having a little art print of “there’s some good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for.”

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just had the unfortunate thought of skatiet but make it house x cameron x cuddy and i fear i may not recover from this one

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anyway, according to my minimal research, ivf technology was first successfully used in the late 70s, and juliet burke is a fertility specialist with 21st century knowledge, so theoretically if she left the island in the 70s, she could create a very cool, cutting-edge ivf baby with her wife/lab rat, kate.

furthermore, according to the house wiki, allison cameron was born in 1978 or 1979 (because of course why would we want to know anything specific about her backstory ever), so what i’m saying is allison cameron katiet’s loser daughter real and confirmed.

FAQ:

Q: tumblr user skatiet, why couldn’t kate or juliet just have sex with sawyer to get pregnant?

A: first and foremost, because sawyer is not here. cameron does not have a single drop of sawyer in her, nature- or nurture-wise. he doesn’t exist in this crossover. cameron already has one blond man with an accent in her life, and that’s the limit. and secondly, because that’s not cool and cutting-edge.

Q: what about artificial insemination?

A: also not cool and cutting-edge enough. plus, i think they’d want to do the whole one of us carries the other one’s egg thing. (i don’t think kate would desperately want to be pregnant, but she’d be willing to if it was juliet’s egg and if juliet said please let me do science experiments on you pleeeeassee.) (also, it would be so fitting for cameron to be one of the first ivf babies in the world and for the show to just never tell us about it because it’s cameron.)

Q: so who’s the sperm donor?

A: don’t say house. it would be really funny if it was jack, and that would fit well enough with cameron’s personality. but idk maybe juliet kills three birds with one stone and finds a doctor willing to assist in her schemes who is also willing to be a donor who also looks kinda like kate.