#how disappointing.

[cheese-extravaganza]

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[xx-hail2theking-xx]

(-_-; ) yeah, sorry, but no, that's a bot. don't interact with it, there's a good chance it could mess up your phone pretty good.

it's... basically a programmed automatic message that's sent semi randomly to any number of blogs at a given time. it's set up by a user, yes, but- it's a program. often used to infiltrate accounts and other information via your phone, by uploading a weakness into it that will allow access through. in, a semi rough explanation?

-but there's almost definitely no actual proposition involved. just attempt at infiltration via clumsy attempt at seduction.

I see.

So it is not another demon attempting to steal me away from my gorgeous and ever-loving husband?

-Duke Valefar.

[kassiopeiakitten]

I miss drawing Transformers but I just can't do it anymore.

[moonsettlng]

Hi. My name's Dirk, and I hate work.

[manynamedshe]

You guys, that dude was adorable. 

The reach. The mansplaining. Just absolutely exquisite. *kisses fingers* Perfect.

[tommy-larson]

There are no Keanu Reeves characters.