#howareyourcatsjesse

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I wonder what the fuck happened on American Horror Story tonight, tumblr. I wonder what happened.

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just saved the url castielslittlealmonddick

ask emily about castiel's little almond diq

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PENIS TALK WITH EMILY, AS PER USUAL.

Emilio      damn it     this is going to make me emotional the first line is even good     FUCK     omg so last night when i was triyng to sleep     i read a fic on my pone where jensen was getting married     and then his imaginary friend from childhood came back     HIS FRIEND BEING JARED     AND OMFG     i cried then i fell asleep

 Jess      AND HE WASN'T IAMGINE

 Emilio      HE WASNT IMAGINE NO MORE

 Jess      WAS HE PENIS?

 Emilio      THERE WAS NO PENIS TOUCHING

 Emilio      IT WAS PG-13     UNFORTUNATELY

 Jess      IMAGINE PENIS

 Emilio      I WISH PG-13 STOOD FOR PENIS GRABBING 13 TIMES

 Jess      IMAGINE ALL THE PENIS     LIVINNNN LIFE IN PEEN     YOU-HOOOOO     YOU MAY SAY I'M A PEENER     BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

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ben harmon crying on you while you sleep

i will punch you in the boob, emily.

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dean/cas oR dogs/shit

dog and poop treat each other better. there are no secrets between them. dog would never use poop constantly and then claim poop was family, and poop would never intentionally cause dog's brother any pain.

so.... dog/poop.

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Oh my god.

I have been watching this ~I'm all out of love~ scene over and over again since I posted that photoset of it 23 minutes ago.

I feel so sorry for Emily because she's the one feeling the brunt of my liveblogging that scene.

Literally 40 times in a row. HERE, LOOK:

Jess 

    I'M SO LOST WUIHTOUT YOU     okay i'm seriously done i promi  Emilio      you cant even finish a promise     YOU JUST PROMI'D  Jess      i did that on purpose     so if i break it     i won't have actually broken it  Emilio      where are you now  Jess      "what am i without you"     "i can't be too late"  Emilio      CRYTING  Jess      "to say that i was so wrong"     omfg i posted the photoset 22 minutes ago     i've literally been watching this scene     for 22 minutes  Emilio      JESS     I LOVE YOU     BUT YOU NEED TO STOP     FOR YOUR OWN HEALTH  Jess      emily it's so funny     every other time     okay one time it'll be funny  Emilio      omfg  Jess      and the next i'll just tear up because i love them so much     and then it'll be funny again  Emilio      im snorting     omfg

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Emily is making fun of me for liking Tokio Hotel back in the day.

this is apparently my life now. I probably should not have told her.