‘why do you read “various x reader stories?”’
first, i’m a narcissist and will not read it if it’s not about me
second, I love the feeling of people liking me
third, I was ignored as a child
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‘why do you read “various x reader stories?”’
first, i’m a narcissist and will not read it if it’s not about me
second, I love the feeling of people liking me
third, I was ignored as a child
ron weasley did not
come to privet drive to rescue harry from his abusive home after he hadn’t been replying to any of his letters and he was worried
almost back out of following the spiders bc they’re his biggest fear, but upon seeing hermione’s empty seat at dinner, find the courage to go
defend hermione from any and everyone who called her a mudblood
constantly worry about hermione’s workload (especially in 3rd year) and notice that whenever she disappeared
offer to teach hermione his entire family tree so that she could pretend to be pure blood to keep her safe from death eaters
defend harry to everyone (percy, seamus, half the school) when everyone thought he was lying about voldemort’s return
stand up on his broken leg in front of harry and say that “if you want to kill harry, you’ll have to kill us first!” to what they believed to be a raving lunatic mass murderer
gift dobby his newest weasley jumper and the new socks he got given for christmas
stand up against snape when he was bullying hermione (and got a detention as a result)
beg the deatheaters who were torturing hermione to “leave her alone!! take [him], have [him] instead!”
always check up on his friends when he notices something is up, even if it’s in subtle ways
immediately befriend harry on the train in ps and teach him about the wizarding world
write to charlie immediately so he could help hagrid out of trouble (re the dragon, norbert)
encourage neville to stand up to people, and praise him when he actually does it
help harry put on his pajamas after he broke his arm during quidditch
have to be physically restrained from attacking malfoy after he said he wished hermione had died in cos
worry about harry’s preoccupation with the mirror of erised and how it was affecting him
remind hermione to eat her meals and get a good night’s sleep when she’s studying 24/7 for their owl exams
display acute levels of emotional intelligence in the way he interacts with harry and hermione, essentially being the glue that keeps them all together
get splinched almost in half, lose blood and suffer agonising pain but seem more worried about the cattermoles and whether or not they were okay
realise his mistakes & own up to them, acknowledging his role in certain falling outs (especially in deathly hallows)
be genuinely hilarious and fun, and lighten the load in everyone else’s’ lives with the humour he brings to
write to his mother in ps asking her to give harry presents too because he doesn’t think he’ll received any
go to the department of mysteries to help harry without a second a thought
go on the run with harry to hunt for horcruxes without a second thought
run to hermione’s aid when malfoy hits her with a nasty hex outside snape’s classroom and take her to the hospital wing
help hermione with buckbeak’s appeal, spending hours upon hours reading up on the case
extend the first olive branch after fighting with hermione because of scabber’s “death” and apologising, after which she then apologises too
demand to re-try out for the position of keeper on the quidditch team because he wanted to earn it himself with no favouritism or help
choose to stay on the quidditch team despite the bullying from the slytherin team and his nerves about his flying ability
stand up to malfoy at every opportunity, when he was insulting him, but more importantly, insulting his family & his friends
save harry’s life in dh by pulling him out of the lake, and then kill the horcrux
remember the houseelves during the battle of hogwarts and worry about their safety
continue to admire and adore his older twin brothers despite the fact that they were sometimes cruel to him
become almost annoyingly protective of his little sister (ESPECIALLY after the diary situation)
single-handedly out smart and escape five armed and deadly snatchers
try his best to overcome his insecurities and feelings of being overlooked, in order to support the people around him
sacrifice himself without a second thought during the chess game in ps because he knew harry’s survival was more important than his
for y’all to speak on him the way you do. calling him cruel, evil, selfish etc??? open your fucking eyes
Everyone who reads tomarry has read a time travel fic, this is common knowledge. Now, we know the 1940s was much different than the 90s and we all know Harry is a stubborn shit.
I bring this up because I think it would be really funny if Harry wears time accurate clothes but refuses to gel his hair or cut it into a more acceptable style. Or he refuses to tie his tie when he isn’t in classes and is always wearing something slightly wrong just because that’s what they did in the 90s.
People question it, he’s even called slurs occasionally, but he couldn’t care less. Instead like the stubborn shit he is he decides to grow his hair out past his chin and tie it up in a half up. He starts to unbutton the top button constantly and his tie gets looser and looser because who are they to boss him around?
No, he doesn’t bother to change how he talks, only taking out slang words that’s not of the time. He doesn’t try to act like the perfect gentleman, instead he acts like himself and ignores the scathing remarks. When people talk about women in a crude way or say they need to cover up more Harry cuts in rudely and defends them. He does the exact same for muggleborns too and everyone doesn’t know what to do with him.
Hogwarts was expecting another meek war orphan but are instead met by a boy who refuses to fit in and gets detentions left and right. They meet a boy who doesn’t put up with their shit and refuses to play their games, instead moving to the beat of his own drum. Where most will let things slide he simply doesn’t, calling out both teachers and students.
And you know what’s weird? People love it, love the oddly cold and also fiery boy they’re met with. He has a certain charm they can’t seem to pinpoint, the younger years looking up to him. Yes, the traditional purebloods hate his guts at first, but soon they see the unbridled power he holds and hidden intellect hidden behind the stubbornness.
Harry Potter or even Harry Evans is a mystery they can’t seem to understand, all they know is his personality is intoxicating. Suddenly people are standing up for themselves and others, people becoming more open in what they believe in. And with it comes new trends like loose ties and no longer gelled hair.
“Yes, I read the Books. That’s Why Hinny and Romione don’t work.”
If I had a Galleon for every time someone told me to “read the books,” I’d own all of Gringotts by now.
Every time I criticize Ginny or Ron, the same comments and asks roll in like clockwork: “You didn’t read the books!” or “You’re just a biased Harmony shipper!” Okay. Sit down. Let’s talk.
1. I did read the books. As a kid. As a teenager. As an adult. In translation. In English. Multiple times. The older I got, the worse Hinny and Romione looked. Red flags everywhere. What once felt “cute” at 12 looks toxic and shallow when you reread it at 25.
2. “Read the books” isn’t an argument. We did read them. That’s why Harmony makes sense. The story itself gives Harry and Hermione all the emotional groundwork. Meanwhile, canon defenders keep throwing “sibling vibe” around like it means something. Sorry, but I laugh every time I see it. Nobody can actually define what “sibling vibe” is or how it’s supposedly worse than Hinny’s “chest monster puberty spark” or Romione’s endless shouting matches. That’s not evidence. That’s just cope.
3. Canon ≠ gospel. Some fans act like disagreeing with Rowling is literal blasphemy. As if the epilogue was handed down on stone tablets. Newsflash: being a grown reader means you can read critically, not just worship canon because it’s canon. If your entire defense is “but it’s written that way”… I have bad news for you. That’s five-year-old logic.
And here’s the kicker: Harry and Hermione didn’t owe their lives to Ron or Ginny’s crushes. Ginny liked Harry? Ron liked Hermione? Cool. That’s their problem. Not Harry’s. Not Hermione’s. And if the Weasleys only “accept” you as long as you marry into their family plan, then guess what? That’s not real acceptance. That’s a conditional friendship contract. Hard pass.
4. Stop blaming the movies. I hate the book versions of Hinny and Romione more than the movie ones. Yeah, you heard me. Canon defenders love to bring up the few nice moments but completely ignore the toxic ones. “Remember when Ron defended Hermione from Snape?” Sure. But do you also remember when he accused her of betraying Harry? Or when he pushed the boycott long after Harry tried to make peace? Or when he sulked through the Horcrux hunt, comparing Hermione to his mother? Funny how that gets memory-holed.
And Ginny? People love to gush about two kisses while ignoring the clingy valentines, the mean-spirited mocking, the “dating one guy while pining for another” phase, and her complete absence when Harry actually suffered. Hermione stood by Harry when the whole world turned against him. Ginny was… somewhere else. But hey, “chest monster” = true love, right?
5. Spoiler: there’s no love here. Ginny’s obsession with Harry was built on him being The Boy Who Lived. Wanting someone because they’re famous ≠ love. And Ron? Insulting, abandoning, and belittling your partner isn’t romance, it’s toxicity with extra steps. One dramatic rescue doesn’t erase years of being awful.
6. Meanwhile, Harmony. Harry literally stares at Hermione in awe. He panics when she’s hurt. He feels her pain. He only breathes easy when she’s safe. She spends her time and energy preparing him for battles he didn’t even know were coming. They even use each other’s wands — which, according to the lore, shouldn’t even work. That’s not filler. That’s text.
And here’s the bottom line: none of this is headcanon. None of this is “just Harmony bias.” It’s in the actual books. Black and white. Ink on the page. If you still want to worship the chest monster and the “sibling vibe” fairytale, go ahead—but don’t pretend it’s the stronger story. The text itself already disagrees with you.
ginny weasley was possessed by voldemort at eleven years old, nearly died, and then had to go back to the same school the following september and just… sit in class. take her exams. act normal. she was TWELVE.
marauders valentines ship event by @a-bit-of-everyth1ng
fourth ship is moonwater (remus x regulus)
moodboard vision is messy barista remus who plans chaotic dates like teaching regulus how to bike ride and takes him to dirty bars to dance and orderly lawyer regulus who plans traditional dates like fancy dinners where he shows off his wine knowledge and teaching remus how to play chess. regulus loves taking care of remus and showing him how he is meant to be treated by people who love him. remus loves showing regulus how to have fun and not to take life so seriously.
fic recommendations:
Before The Last Train Home by MollyMaryMarie
Stars by the Pocketful by blueworlds, midnightrainreg
la sylphide (dance with me in the moonlight) by deetoxicity
Playing Your Heart: Viewers <30,000 by party4lu
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mind the tags for the fic recommendations
pictures are not mine they are from pinterest
Harry Potter is Probably Gay and Here's Why
So.... a lot of this fandom likes to call one Harry James Potter a Bi disaster. Personally, I think he's gay and I can use book text to prove he isn't actually attracted to women at all.
So here goes:
Marauders HC
Thinking about how poly!marauders would be a mix of loving and competitive in bed.
Sirius and James would be fighting over who gets to make their girlfriend cum just to be beaten to it by Remus while they're not paying attention.
Would have full contests on who can make her finish faster.
But at the same time, they whisper sweet nothings and excel at aftercare
James is a cuddler after sex, he would tug them all in so fast none of them even have the chance to get up
Remus, however, seems like the type to get hungry, he would hop up, practically running to the kitchen to make them all food.
And Sirius is 100% a sleeper, he would be passed out within seconds of cumming, lights out, lost to the world for hours.
James: Acts like a Switch -> Is a Switch
Sirius: Acts like a Dom -> Is a Sub
Remus: Acts like a Sub -> Is a Switch
James' favorite thing in bed is getting his hair pulled for sure, maybe scratches down his back.
Sirus' is the sounds, moaning, whimpering, and especially, the breathy voice sighing his name.
Remus' is the comfort of it, feeling so close to someone that they're warming eachother with their body heat, getting to be vulnerable and open without saying a word.
No matter what, their girlfriend is in for a ride for sure, actually maybe three.