i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.
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i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.
cuteness aggression with theo omg 💔 like either him or reader jst getting major cuteness aggression from each other cause ugh, i wanna bite him SO. BAD!! it’s a problem actually, duda…😓
i loved this idea so bad that i spent the whole day writing it, trying to make it perfect. i can TOTALLY see reader being overly affectionate towards theo and he reacting like “🙄 ugh” and pretending he is not loving it. with that said, i wrote reader attacking theo, because i can't really imagine him doing it because aaaaalll of his issues. thank you for the ask, anon <3
cuteness aggression with theo.
theodore’s room was quiet at two in the morning, the kind of quiet that settles only after bodies have spoken the oldest language in the earth. your bodies lay tangled together in the way you both arrived into the world—naked, bare, and freed from any restraint and barriers that clothes could offer after an hour of intense love making. beneath the blankets, you were warm and protected from the merciless winter cold of the scottish night, and the only sounds that disturbed the silence were your mingled breaths.
and, well, the sounds of your mouth against theodore’s skin.
you didn’t know what had gotten into you. when you both collapsed back onto the mattress (far more luxurious than anything any other hogwarts student owned, mind you, a courtesy of theodore’s old and powerful last name), sweaty and tired, something about him looked different to you. the vulnerability and relaxation the lines of his naked body expressed, combined with his dilated pupils and the raspy tone in his voice—evident in the whispers born from all the effort of the moans and grunts he had let escape moments ago—made him look excessively gorgeous.
so gorgeous you couldn’t hold yourself back.
your lips, swollen from your recent activities, found theodore’s cheek in a series of wet kisses, with no sexual intention, unlike the ones you had shared an hour prior. theodore glanced at you sideways, confused, but didn’t move.
that stillness told you everything: he liked this.
so you climbed atop of him, your breasts brushing his chest, and you began kissing all across the expanse of his face. eventually, theo protested softly, a whispered “what are you doing,” but the question was cut short by a lingering, silencing kiss from your warm mouth. one of his calloused hands—made rough by years of quidditch—rested on your lower back, and the other found its place on your nape, almost guiding—pleading—where he wanted your kisses. excluding you from the equation, no one could say theodore was an overly affectionate person. before you, fucking women and then forgetting their names was his pattern, seeking only the carnal, never real tenderness. when a few girls confused things and dared to try to hold theodore’s hand in the great hall, he put them in their place and was painfully clear when he said he “didn’t fuck with clingy girls.”
but when you entered his life and his certainties began to shift, theodore found himself liking—craving, actually—your bouts of affection. still, due to his own emotional blockages, the pda was limited to a hand on your back, your waist, your shoulder, your fingers entwined with his. he let the big, innocent devotion and kisses be your territory, understanding that he simply wasn’t the type of man to do what you did, the way you did it.
in subtle ways, he showed you he accepted your gentle touches, even if he rolled his eyes because he needed to “keep his composure.” to you, it was obvious, and needed no further explanation: he enjoyed it.
“you’re cute,” you whisper between pecks on his cheek, your index finger tracing the bridge of his nose. your lips wandered to his chin, his dark circles, temple, his forehead and the tip of his nose, making soft pops that caused a faint tickle on his skin. “very cute.”
he lifts a his thick eyebrow, gray eyes half-lidded as he looks at you as though you’ve said something outrageously untrue. “cute?” he murmurs, his thumb stroking your back slowly, gently. “i just fucked your brains out, and you’re calling me cute?” he says crudely.
you meet his tone with ease, fluent in the language of theodore nott. “there’s no use trying to break the moment by being crude, theodore.” you hiss softly, your kisses now paying special attention to the beauty mark on his right cheekbone. that damn enchanting, maddening and lovely mole. “you still look very cute to me.”
he always tried to break the moment whenever you looked too in love with him. it was a pattern; as if he got embarrassed receiving attention meant purely and solely for tenderness.
as your heart seemed to overflow with love for the man who was your momentary personal mattress, your kisses grew firmer, more aggressive. more playful. after spending a good while on that specific mole, your attention shifted to his sharp jawline, delivering wet, loud, hard kisses that made him flinch. “handsome,” your voice is clearer now. “even when you try to be an ogre.”
his eyes squeezed shut, brows wrinkling and his nose scrunching in a way that summoned bunny lines where your finger had traced earlier. “stop,” he said, without really meaning it, a blush uncharacteristic of him gathering across his pale, thin cheeks. “stop, bambina…”
once again, silenced by a peck; this time not as gentle and quick, but longer and lovingly aggressive.
he gave up trying. theodore simply knew it was pointless.
your laughter echoed through the dark room, delicate and sincere, the sound carried with amusement and delight at seeing him sink into his own blush. briefly, your lips found his adam’s apple, but soon returned to his face. your soft hands cradled his cheeks, and at this point, theodore was sulking. another kiss was pressed to the tip of his nose.
“as i said,” you look at him, now facing you back, his embarrassment painting his cheeks a beautiful shade of scarlet. “cute.”
he rolls his eyes. you were fucking insufferable.
he loves pointing out when he makes you blush. it doesn’t seem quite as fun when he’s the victim of the unbearable heat running through his own face.
seems like the tables have turned.
─── ✷ ENGLISH ROSE . george weasley x fem!reader
you hated love & romance, you swore against it— it was until a secret admirer wouldn’t get out of ur head ; cw. slight frenemies to lovers, insane tension, make-outs, not proofread ; words. 1.6k
author's note ⌇ fellow george weasley girls i hope you loved this as much as i did. this is probably the most heated fic i ever wrote if you get what i mean— idk i’m just testing the waters rn 🤷♀️ also in my head the reader’s a slytherin cuz it makes the most sense.
love is disgusting.
that’s what you stood by. the type of nonsense that bloomed whenever someone felt remotely interesting was never your cup of tea. the hand holding, prolonged stares, late-night meetups, candle-lit dinners, planned tea time with flowers— the mere thought of it makes you physically gag. it’s nothing personal, you think, at least for now there were much bigger problems to worry about other than boys or girls (such as the pile of homework and letters piled up on top of your dormitory’s desk).
speaking of, there was one letter sitting annoyingly perfect above the rest of it. it was handwritten— incredibly messy, but you could tell the person tried their best, that’s pathetic, you thought. it was sent anonymously to you, with no context from whom it was from other than a short ‘xoxo, secret admirer!’ very telling. funny. you couldn’t wrap your head around it entirely— you’ve made it strikingly obvious that you didn’t believe in any of the crap about love or romance. you hated all of it, every single bit of it, which was why you hated how this letter couldn’t get out of your head.
the carefully folded paper, the words that could mean nothing or everything, and the way it was sent to you without notice, without any guesses on who it was, it drove you mad. the letter in itself shouldn’t bother you in the first place— so why has it paused all your academic progress and sat between your thoughts? the mountain of to-do work was pointless when all you thought of was who the secret admirer was. it may have blocked your thinking, but you are far too determined and ambitious to say it has stopped you from finding an answer.
hogwarts held many students, all from across the nation and beyond, sorted into different houses based on their personality and driven motives. to narrow down the secret admirer you must note down patterns from your only fixed data-base— which is a fancy way of saying letters. the person who wrote it must be humorous, based on the amount of unnecessary pickup lines written down. they seem overly confident, you could read the tone of the words. yet they’re able to make you blush, from the way they speak of you, it’s almost poetic. how awful, truly.
there was an unknown flutter that came from your stomach, and the way your heart started racing every time you thought about it. to the extent you have found a rather interesting way of putting this feeling aside— confrontation. the idea just triggered you from the comfort of your bed, sitting straight, your mind began to wander and finally you had one name in mind— the weasley twins, wait that’s two.
the letter was also witty, funnily enough it was able to jumble up a bunch of different emotions and you knew exactly who was capable of all that. you just had to figure out which twin was behind it all. you guessed it may be fred, but some lines felt too sophisticated to be him. it felt genuine, behind all the words and quips it was laced with soft interest. could it be his twin, potentially. but, really? george? oh merlin, what a situation you’ve gotten yourself in.
the same bloke who’d ruin your potions project because the class “needed laughter”. the one who hid your borrowed books because maybe he needed them too, definitely not because he wanted to prove that you could get detention as well for missing the book-return deadlines. it made sense, why wouldn’t it? he hated you enough to make your life hell, but cared enough to ensure he wasn’t stepping too far. just enough to make you notice him, to make you think of him from time to time. a sigh ran out of your mouth— you’ll think of him all the time now.
as weeks passed by you found yourself staring at him a bit too much. you called it observing, but anyone else would say otherwise. you could tell the difference between them now, you started memorizing his writing and the way he held the quill between his fingers. sometimes, you’d believe he was writing another letter by the way he moved his hand, believing that each slope was meant to call out your name. deep down— you knew that taking interest in someone wasn’t inherently bad, but if anything, please let it be otherwise.
you shook your head, making your way up the astronomy tower. as a wise man said, follow your heart— in which you did the complete opposite and followed the instructions of the most recent letter sent to you. there was no ounce of ‘heart’ within the steps you took towards the peak of the tower, or at least that’s what you’ve convinced yourself to.
you could get murdered, where was your wand? what if this secret admirer wasn’t george weasley or even one of the twins? what are the statistics of going missing at this exact moment? every single outcome crossed your mind but at the brink of insanity a voice called out—
“have you been stalking me, princess?”
you turned. thankfully you were right about the most positive side— it was george weasley. but now you had to deal with the fact, it was george weasley. you brushed off the way your cheeks felt heated. “i could say the exact same thing,” you tilted your head, getting a better look at him and that awful of a stance that made all the overconfident comments and what-nots click into sense.
there it was, the infuriating grin, full of amusement he was. it suited him far too well, you crossed your arms— “anonymous letters are what stalkers are known for, are you not aware of that, weasley?” there was a flicker in his eyes, “that’s odd way of introducing yourself,” you added. he shrugged, letting out an airy laugh, “it has gotten you thinking, has it not? besides, don’t act as if you don’t know me already. writing my name would just ruin the fun.”
his eyes never left yours, golden with a tint of amber, “you figured it out anyways, haven’t you? clever girl,”
“i observed,”
“you stared a bunch,”
“i did not,”
“you absolutely did,”
“that’s slander!” you opposed.
the air grew thick as he stepped forward towards you, you took steps backwards before eventually meeting the hard stone wall. you scoffed, “you’re delusional,” his brows lifted, “oh? then i must’ve imagined you staring at me throughout charms, pretending to read the same page over and over when in reality, we’re discussing a completely different course—” you cut him off before he could continue on with a list maybe, “must be,”
george smiled wider, “thought you hated me,”
“i do,”
“you fancy me don’tcha?”
“i mean it, weasley, with all my heart, all of this is pure weasel shit and i truly couldn’t care less,”
“that’s unfortunate,”
you furrowed your brows, “why?”
“for someone who hates me, you certainly keep thinking about me,”
the words seem to settle in between the two of you just like the fog. you hated that he was right, you hated how he knows. george’s face was just inches away from you, close enough that you could catch the faint scent of peppermint and parchment lingering on his clothing. you ached for contact, you ached for closure, for an answer— you ached for someone after years of shutting out all sorts of feelings. it was gut-wrenching, and george knew all of it. george knew how to get into your head, he knew how to push your buttons just right, how to get your attention, how to catch your gaze. you hated how much you didn’t really hate him.
you hated how calm he looked while your thoughts unraveled one after another, each carefully built wall collapsing beneath the weight of a few stupid letters and one even stupider smile. you should’ve stepped away. merlin knew you should’ve. every sensible thought screamed at you to put distance between the two of you before this became something irreversible, but this was something neither your pride nor your stubbornness could argue. instead, you stood rooted exactly where you were, watching as george’s gaze softened. you looked at his lips before looking away just as quick, the moment was so brief you thought you imagined the way his lips curved at the corners at the sudden look.
“you don’t hate me as much as you think. same as you don’t hate the idea of love as much as you think,” george’s hand came closer to your face, wanting to brush away the lost strand out your face. you close the distance, erasing the last sliver of space between you. his hand gently cupped your face, full of longing, eagerness, and yearning. he broke the kiss, you caught your breath, he gave you an opportunity to move, to tell him no, to maybe laugh at his face then walk away. but instead you leaned in again, you could sense the smile on his face as you moved with such precision, every move made each crack within your heart heal again.
after what felt like ages, you let go.
“change of mind?” george winked.
“i think i might be sick,” you stare into him, there was a mix of denial with subtle hints of.. love. it’s a half true statement. a hard realization to swallow, but some part of you believe george will make it feel easier.
“i bet i can fix that,” he smirks, kissing you again.
i don’t trust ai because arthur weasley told me to never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain
I love Remus meeting Sirius for the first time when he was small, and being frozen by all the pure energy that boy was emanating.
Remus, who was always ignored, mocked, even fleed by kids of his age, was speechless when Sirius asked him for the first time what he was doing when he was hiding a book because he didn’t like to read with others around because of his dyslexia.
REMUS MAKES YOU ASK NICELY
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★ character - remus lupin ⋆·˚ ༘ *
★ synopsis - remus demands a proper display of manner for your wants and needs ·˚ ༘
★ warnings - 16+, 1435 wc, casually dominant/just dominant! remus, cheeky! remus, reader is just a bit stubborn, tooth rotting fluff in beginning, cursing, pet names, mentions of and detailed descriptions of kissing (with tongue), mentions and slight descriptions of humping/dry humping, tongue sucking, not proof read, lowercase intended, i think thats it :) ⋆·˚ ༘ *
★ a/n - love ya! ⋆·˚ ༘ *
THIS WORK IS WRITTEN BY A MINOR, BLOCK IF UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
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draco malfoy x reader (female)
the one where Blaise notices the Malfoy signet ring on your finger.
send draco requests.
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The air smells like a combination of Draco and yourself, but mostly Draco - notes of citrus overlaid with the scent of tea and smoky wood. His sheets are cool against the surface of your skin, a sensation which lends a sharp contrast to the warmth of his bare chest against your cheek. You can feel one of his hands tracing patterns onto the skin of your back, as he other hand fiddles absently with your fingers which you have splayed out across his chest, a lazy post-coital haze surrounding you both.
“Who knew the Draco Malfoy would be one for cuddling,” you say teasingly your fingers tugging lightly on the long slender digits which are still tangled with yours. This isn’t the first time you’ve been here, your naked form flush against Draco’s in the same bed in which he had you legs hooked over his shoulder, his name a litany on your lips just mere moments ago.
“I’m not,” he scoffs with a roll of his eyes, as he manages to squeeze your fingers in his, a subtle battle for dominance among you both.
“DRACO MALFOY AND THE SHYNESS”
Hogwarts Houses ; Perfection ; Clinginess
ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ: Headcanons (at Hogwarts)
ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: Draco Malfoy x GN! Extremely timid Reader
ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: Social anxiety, self-doubt, bullying (light mention) and emotional vulnerability.
—You barely speak in class. You whisper answers if called on and apologize even when you get them right. Draco notices how you always look like you want to disappear when attention falls on you.
—At first, Draco thinks you’re a little odd. Not weird, just… Too quiet. But then he catches you petting a cat outside the library, murmuring something like, “You don’t judge me when I’m quiet, huh?” and for some reason, it sticks in his head.
—He teases you, at first. Lightly. Soft insults that don’t bite much: “Do you even know how to use your voice?” But the way your eyes drop and your hands tremble afterward makes him feel awful. That’s the last time he does it.
—He starts sitting near you in class, acting like it’s random. But he always passes you parchment if you forget yours, or nudges a textbook your way if you’re missing a reference.