#hpandtheprinter

[shapeshiftrr]

Dreadful Etiquette

((T: this thread is based entirely off of “yo, girl” from the heathers musical soundtrack, so warning for mentions of suicide. 

CAST LIST (in order of appearance):

Heather Duke - Jasmine @stopbeingartsy

Veronica - Cy @siriusfirstchocolatesecond

Ram - Book @bookworm3741

Kurt - Jack @askdeanthomass

Heather Chandler - T (myself)

Veronica’s Father - Elliot @askpadfootsiriusblack

Veronica’s Mother - Cori @askjamessirius

J.D. - E @hpandtheprinter

this was such a big project and i cannot thank everyone enough for their participation - seeing this come to life was incredible!!))

Veronica makes a detour to stop at the hospital on her walk home from school. She talks to the nurse at the front desk, who directs her to room 117. Veronica’s heart breaks as she enters the room.

Veronica leaves the hospital, continuing her way home. Shaken by seeing the true extent of the Heathers’ reign, she doesn’t notice her parents waiting for her when she enters her house.

TOO LATE! He got in...

[egdramaqueen]

you egg

((OOC: *picks up phone* damn it not again *calls down the hallway* @hpandtheprinter it’s for you))

[idg-a-hufflefk]

Hamlet: Act 3 Scene 1

Hamlet: I’m just saying that if you’re good and beautiful,

far more easily than goodness can turn a whore back to a virgin.This used to be a great puzzle, but now I’ve solved it.

At the core... no matter how hard we try to be virtuous.

.Why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? I’m fairly good myself, but even so I could accuse myself of such horrible crimes that it would’ve been better if my mother had never given birth to me! I am arrogant, vengeful, ambitious, with more ill will in me than I can fit into my thoughts, and more than I have time to carry it out in. Why should people like me be crawling around between earth and heaven? Every one of us is a criminal. Don’t believe any of us. 

 If you marry, I’ll give you this curse as your wedding present—be as clean as ice, as pure as the driven snow, and you’ll still get a bad reputation.

 Good-bye. Or if you have to get married, marry a fool, since wise men know far too well that you’ll cheat on them. 

~END SCENE~