#hs18

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hajsh the slow dance to just instant regret

john you are killing me

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my first question was why, but at this point this child is just living in a murder hut

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session 18 end

ALRIGHTTTYYYY

so john is being told to eat cookies which isnt the best thing for his situation since he hates the things.... (tho i thought it was just cakes ngl). i guess any baked good. sucks bc cookies are great. but im guessing its just anything from betty crocker.

anywayssss

rose hates her dead cat or at least gets annoyed by jaspers,

we also learned that john is in the medium, and he’s trying to reach seven levels, or seven gates in order to get to a specific planet. this planet is called skaia and then theres two kingdoms in war - the darkness and light.

so, with that being said, this is what I THINK is the layout so far:

i gotta need some visual shit to figure things out

im just not too sure whats connecting to the purple kingdom of darkness...

but yeah, that was educational. and i was more serious than normal because i had to concentrate rather than actually make jokes all the time. rose will probably explain it better tho when she makes a walkthrough lmao and then i can go ohhh shit my theory is wrong bc im a dumbass yknow

ill continue on tonight !! :)

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please cherish this boy with treats, he deserves it

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if you use the jetpack, maybe it wont be THAT difficult

but damn, seven? we only see 4 and it already looks far. cant wait for john and rose to spend the next dayyyys climbing up. john needs to fight a lot of imps im guessing

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well thats shit for the light side

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so there’s a castle to each side of the medium... which is where the “kingdom” of those circling chess metaphor things lives. are these the ALIENS????

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rose is just having such a fun day, isn’t she? johns not responding, she’s charging her laptop in a mausoleum of her dead cat and theres fire all around her. she kind of has the right to be angry at everything. i just cant wait until something actually cheers her up because the last thing that did involved a W moustache