#hs9

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im sorry, this is it

this is my favourite passage to have happened in homestuck so far

i have no words, this is just the epitome of perfection

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WAIT SHIT THATS NOT A SHOOTING STAR

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JOHN STOP

THE HARLEQUIN WONT BE MERCIFUL --- HE’LL REMEMBER

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ITS MY BOY!

finally, my wish came true. how longs it been? like 50 years?

I JUST LOOKED BACK HOLY SHIT WE HAVEN’T SEEN HIM SINCE PAGE 110 AND WE’RE IN THE 200s NOW

honestly, as much as i love john and TT, and i really do love them, TG is by faaaar THE funniest character so i love his dialogue and whenever he comes on. he’s like the comic relief guide type person who also is a rich fuckboy. but still, ive adopted him as my son now. its confirmed. the papers are here in my hands.

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HES RIGHT YO WTF

TEXAS IS HUGE SO IF SOMEONE SAYS IS IT THE SIZE OF TEXAS PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE WOW BC IT TAKES LIKE 10 YEARS TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, BUT RHODE ISLAND? THAT SHIT CAN BE CROSSED IN AN HOUR. 

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fuck look at that friendship

thats some friendship that butters my toast

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SO THIS IS THE START OF THE APOCALYPSE

HOW DID THE GAME FUCKING MAKE A METEOR COME AFTER JOHN SPECIFICALLY? ARE THEY IN KAHOOTS

OMG

ALIENS, THE SBURB GAME IS IN KAHOOTS WITH FUCKING ALIENS CONTROLLING METEORS AND SHIT AND KNEW JOHN LOGGED IN SO THEY WENT WHOOP HERE YA GO LAD AND GAVE HIM DEATH

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so write one yourself if you can’t follow them through

when in doubt, trust yourself and your instincts better than a manual. thats what i do whenever i buy something at ikea. people hate me for it tho.