#hughdancysdick

[rachelthesquid]

CHRIST I ANSWERED THAT PUBLICLY AND HAD TO FUCKING SPEED DELETE

HAHAHA OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU SAY? I MEAN SHIT WHAT I SAID WAS BAD ENOUGH I'M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

[rachelthesquid]

I HAVE BEEN STRAIGHT UP PISSING MYSELF, I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY I READ PEOPLE'S TAGS THAN I WAS ON THAT PUSSY POST I AM FUXKING LAUGHING. Yes, us girls know how to work it, poor straight boys. Our ladies are very lucky *villainous lesbian cackling*

OH MY GOD SOMETIMES I FORGET PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ MY TAGS! FUCK!! I’m glad you find my angry pussy ramblings amusing though, and it’s true straight boys can never compete with us *villainous lesbian cackling intensifies* 

[rachelthesquid]

I WAS HELLA CONFUSED SEEING YOU AND ASH ON THE SAME ASK POST CAUSE NORMALLY IT's ONE AT A TIME A CONNECTION HAS BEEN MADE

YES A CONNECTION HAS BEEN MADE! because she was talking about shutter island and i love that movie so much and apparently we’re both obsessed with it

[rachelthesquid]

HI, I HAVE A MOTHER FUCKIN' BONE TO PICK WITH YOU! I FINALLY WATCHED HANNIBAL BECAUSE ALL THE HANNIBAL SHIT YOU REBLOGGED MADE ME LAUGH AND I WAS LIKE "HEY, WHAT THE FUCK, COULD BE GREAT!" WELL I AM HERE TO SAY FUCK YOU BECAUSE I'M ON EPISODE EIGHT AND I CAN'T STOP. I LOVE YOU FOR THIS BUT ALSO RUE YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

AHAHAHA! THAT’S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER! SUFFER THE WAY I DID BECAUSE THE SAME EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME! (THANKS A LOT artisinmysoul) AND NOW I’M PASSING IT ON TO YOU!! 

[rachelthesquid]

ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS MWAHAHAHA

fUCK seriously? okay here we go

1.Kissed a girl? yes

2.Kissed a boy? no

3.Had sex in public? no (not yet anyway)

4.What’s your religion? i’m an atheist 

5.What does your URL mean? my best friends dad gives everyone these really random nicknames and mine was squid for who knows what reason 

6.Reason you joined tumblr? it seemed like fun and there were loki gifs and i never thought i’d get so addicted

7.Do you have any nicknames? just the aforementioned squid

8.Do you like bubble bath? yes, but only with certain people. it’s too boring alone

9.Kissed in the rain? no

10.Dyed your hair? yes (lol you can tell that’s not my natural color in my icon) i’ve dyed my hair just about every color. red and blue were my favorites

11.Soup or salad? salad

12.Vegetable or meat? vegetables (i’ve been a vegetarian since i was 12) 

13.Go out drinking? no

14.Smoke cigarettes? no

15.Smoke weed? no

16.Do any hard drugs? no

17.Have you had sex today? no

18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? yes

19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted? best friends

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? yes

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game? way way more than i should have

22.Tried to commit suicide? no

23.The last time you felt broken? i’m not sure the exact time, but there are times when i really want to just be with my best friend who i only get to see once a year and i feel really alone when i realize how long i have to wait before i can see her again

24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? i’ve always had at least one person i don’t have to lie to

25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend? no 

26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair? short! i used to have really really long hair but i recently got it cut and now for the first time in my life i have short hair

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl? what i notice first is different with every person

28.Do you sing in the shower? sometimes. if i’m playing music then definitely 

29.Do you dance in the car? if i’m with my bff (i’ve mentioned you a lot in this, stephanie) 

30.Where were you yesterday? at home. on tumblr.

31.Ever used a bow and arrow? no

32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? no idea

33.Do you think musicals are cheesy? sometimes, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing

34.Is Christmas stressful? it used to be, but now that we live far away from certain family members it’s much calmer. no fist fights or broken electronics or pissed of grandmas or anything anymore

35.Favorite type of fruit pie? apple? idk 

36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? an author

37.Do you believe in ghosts? no

38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yes

39.Take a vitamin daily? no

40.Wear slippers? no

41.Wear a bath robe? no

42.What do you wear to bed? usually an oversized t shirt and boxers

43.Do you want to get married? noooo 

44.Can you curl your tongue? yes

RELATIONSHIP PREFERENCE:

45.How many relationships have you had? zero official relationships 

46.How can I win your heart? be tom hiddleston 

47.what makes a great relationship? idk i don’t really even want a relationship 

48.Shy OR open? i love the types of people who seem really shy at first but the more you get to know them the more they open up and surprise you 

50.Religious OR non-religious? non religious 

51.Caring OR non-restricting of you? non restricting 

52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge? either one? as long they’re not too extreme in one way or the other 

53.Piercings OR no piercings? no preference

54.Tattoos OR no tattoos? no preference 

55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? quiet stay at home type

OKAY THAT’S EVERY SINGLE ONE I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY lol i did have fun answering them though