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was at the minster + saw a class of school children laying on the floor looking at all the architecture 💌

AMERICA grows great HUMAN BEANS!

Pinetop, AZ

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #human beans #these were a whole thing #murica

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#pinback button #under 20 #pin #cute #human beans #b #pinback

be kind and give and share and recieve love with reckless abandon because it's free!!! and fun!!! and good for the you!!!

AND not only can the government not stop you, but it sure does hekking annoy them when we do it, too :D

take my hand, lets annoy corrupt leadership together by being aggravatingly open-minded and loving!!! :DDD

#the government sucks but we are more powerful because we have the talent of being inconvenient #faith in humanity #love is kind #human beans #politics

Okay we all know the scientist who either develops a way to either shrink or grow people but what if that scientist was a borrower?

A mad scientist borrower who constantly is inventing things for their fellow borrowers, even though a few of these things are a bit insane.

One day though they develop a growth serum and they accidentally spill it on themself, causing them to grow, destroying those lab (probably causing a few small explosions in the process), and crashing through the wall landing into the beans home which they live.

The bean, who was just chilling, now suddenly has this hole in their wall as well as a crazy scientist in their house. The scientist explains the situation, even though it sounds crazy the hole in the bean’s wall is pretty convincing, and tries to get the bean’s help to shrink them back to size. The bean agrees cause why not, and they go and search for the items necessary.

Only problem is, most of the items they need come from the bean’s neighbor’s house…who also happens to be a mad scientist. The borrower scientist never had to pay for things cause they just borrowered from the bean scientist but now you can’t just go to your neighbor and ask for a cup of uranium.

So they hatch a plan to sneak in and “borrow” the items. Only they are caught because the borrower scientist is so used to being small and now that they are bean sized, they are excitedly exploring the lab.

They get caught and the bean scientist turns out to have been trying to make a serum that shrinks people. Which the borrower scientist thinks is great, until the bean one says they want to use it to rule the world. Knowing that humans would encounter borrowers and expose them to a chaotic world run by this mad scientist makes the borrower scientist question the whole size changing thing. Anyway the bean scientist decides to test the shrinking formula on the bean who was just trying to help out. Turns out it works! Which is great but it shrunk the wrong person

Now a shrunken bean and a grown borrower have to figure out a new plan that gets them back to their original size while stopping this mad scientist from shrinking the world cause “I’m the only mad scientist who gets to change people’s sizes” -Borrower Scientist