#hunhanus

[j-changmin]

I forgot to click anonymous didn't I? Why the funk are they called smart phones when they can't even read my mind? And this dawn auto correct keeps writing botch instead of bitch.

i cant stop laughing ily

[j-changmin]

May you please bless me with the glorious sight of your booty bouncing up and down? If so I will be more satisfied than ever in my whole entire life.

gabrella u forgot to click on anon but i will twerk for u

[baek-hyun]

tagged by ohmagogi, thanks ♡

The rules are: Rule 1: Post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you then make 11 new ones (also tag the tagger)  Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post  Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

1: One thing you love the most about your bias.

his eyes, i swear you can see constellations in his eyes

2: Which letter in the english alphabet you like the most?

letter A

3: Cycling or walking?

*stares into the space* when i was 5 my parents refused to teach me to ride a bike because i would scratch my kneess... so idk how to ride a bike

walking, i prefer walking

4: Do you want to try shaving your eyebrows once?

no ahahah, i love my eyebrows a little bit too much

5: Do you think i can get baekhyun for my next birthday? 

honey, let me tell you something

no maybe not your next birthday, but keep trying and you might end working for him, making him love you and marrying him

6: What’s the first thing you notice about people?

smile, if you have a kind smile i'll love you instantly

7: How long can you keep your eyes open?

idk :( and i was going to try but rn my eyes i really dry

8: Snail and me, the faster one? OTL, someone pls confirm

if you are like me, the snail is faster :(((

9: Do you sleep with your mouth open?

mmm... sometimes i think

apparently i don't snore, but i talk in my sleep

10: Today or tomorrow?

today, it's already saturday

11: Can you use chopticks?

nope, i don't even try 

i have no idea of how to use chopsticks . _ .

MY QUESTIONS

i don't even know 11 persons i'm nervous

1. List the 3 reasons that you think make your favorite exo member be your favorite member, comparing them with the characteristics that you seek in real life on a potential life partner

2. Being totally honest, if for example if your plain crashed and you ended floating in the ocean; would you really fight to survive or you would just let yourself die?

ENOUGH WEIRD QUESTIONS

3. ur favorite food?

4. do you own kpop merch? post a photo if you want c:

5. favorite color to paint your nails?

6. complete: dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena ________

7. your favorite song from your motherland

8. have you accepted baekyeol as your lord and savior?

9. you know that i love you with all my kokoro, right?

10. give me three of those stupid fandom jokes that exotics (jesus just writing that gives me cramps) made during 2012 

11. write a short description about yourself being a total koreaboo

[j-changmin]

do the ship thing about us omg

SCREECHES

Who cooks: me just pray we won't get food poisoning

Who does the laundry and other chores: claning bathrooms is included right then you bc i don't clean bathrooms lol

How many children do they have: how many kids do you want i want only two maybe a boy and a girl or two girls

Who’s more dominate: ME EHEHHEHE

Favorite nonsexual activity: playing videogames and watching asian gay men

Their favorite place to be together: everywhere as long as we're together??????

Any traditions: i'm not into traditions so we can have one if you want?

Their “song”: exo's angel because yes (i love it like a lot)

What they do for each other on holidays: we would probably sleep until 5pm and then like watch tv or be on computer or just stay inside in general lol maybe we can go to the beach i like the beach

Where did they go for their honeymoon: parissssssss

Where did they first meet: irl we would probably meet in the airport c:

Any pets: a bunch of cats and dogs and a hamster

What do they fight over: anything and everything silly

Do they go on vacations, if so where: each vacation we'll visit a country ok

[naanuq-blog]

umm so i finally made a twitter account but hoW?? somebody teach me like what do you do on that website?? 

it`s here but what now/???/????????????????

[baek-hyun]

¡Feliz cumpleaños! It's your birthday right? I hope you have a great year full of happiness, love and exo to cheer you up. I really honestly love you and everything about you so don't ever change your personality.

well done with the ñ my little gabby♥

no for real gabby i love you, thanks for everything

remember that i gave to you my first graphic? omg i know it looks horrible

[naanuq-blog]

hunhanus said:

is that a {[GASP]} S-se-sehun gif *falls down the stairs & breaks nose*

i know how to destroy your face features oh yes i do

[naanuq-blog]

Hello. I'm not sure we know each other but i love your blog! I heard some years ago, you were born, congratulations! And thanks to your mother and father! Love you :)