If you're still taking requests, would you be willing to write some Prussia x Hungary x Austria, maybe like trying to cook dinner together but it turns into a playful food fight?
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Also vaguely chubby austria beause yes and I make the rules here.
There were some strange sounds coming from the kitchen, and that could mean only 2 things for Hungary, either they were fucking or they were cooking, and she could never tell the difference unless she walked in.
Luckily, they were just cooking, not the other rather more likely option in her opinion, and she wondered why the two would be cooking, neither of them could, though they could both bake amazingly, something that had really started to show on Roderich, especially on his sides.
She slickly slid into the kitchen, to see what they were doing, and it seemed as if Austria managed to break the oven through some miracle of nature. Like sure the British isles could do that, she swears those guys could set fire to fucking cereal, but Austria could easily use the oven when baking, but apparently, when cooking he managed to make it die.
Prussia was panicking, she expected no less from someone as orderly and "Stick to the book" as Gilbert, who was currently trying to read a cookbook without touching it with his meat juice covered hands.
Then for no reason whatsoever Gilbert grabbed a handful of what Erza thought was mashed potatoes but could really be anything vaguely mashed.
And smacked it all over Roderich's unsuspecting face.
Roderich looked at him like he had committed some atrocity then yelled "MY TURNIPS!"
Ah so they were turnips, why were they yellow again?
Roderich grabbed a bunch of herbs and threw them at Gilbert, and they kept throwing petty little things at each other till Gilbert grabbed a whole fucking chicken and smashed it on Roderichs pretty head.
AT this point Erza decided to intervene, mainly because she was laughing too hard to actually conceal herself.
"You two can not cook for shit!" She said, choking from laughter "Go clean yourselves up you 5-year-olds."
The two, messy men went to clean themselves up and came down smelling and looking vaguely civilised and definitely cleaner, Hungary ordered Pizza, because she was not going to clean the kitchen and cook today, is she now.
They settled on the sofa sharing one blanket and eating the Pizza, they started watching the Terminator movies as it was Austria's turn to choose the film, Gilbert fell asleep sometime in the second movie, snuggled up to Austria's soft side and smooshed between Hungary and him. Austria was next, warmed by Gilbert whose head was on his lap, he nodded off sometime into the fourth movie. Erza was not far behind as she fell asleep near the conclusion of the fifth.
They spent the night on that sofa, sleeping soundly, well that was until the morning when Gilbert had a stiff neck, Roderich a bad back and Erza a stiff arm.