#hustlepunk

[yourantagonist]

hey @hustlepunk, thanks for being my best friend for nine entire years. here’s to more, no matter what it looks like 🧃🍪

[kovuero]

Favourite special? Favourite ink colour?

Favourite special?

im a die-hard Echolocator fan, and im still so upset it was cut from the second game. being able to see and anticipate the enemy team was so handy, especially for a backliner like me. it had amazing synergy with the dynamo roller too. dynamo inked turf well which filled the special gauge fast, so youd almost always have a vision on the other team.

uhhhh im not crazy about splat2 specials though… splashdown maybe? bubble blower?

Favourite ink colour?

DUDE, the white ink in the chicken vs egg splatfest was so good. i wish we got more pale/white colours like that.

sky blue and purple are also very good too!

send me splatoon related asks!

[yourantagonist]

9, 19, 29, and 22 for the soft asks 😄

9. What’s a smell that reminds you of home?

cooked rice, hahahahaha. also cinnamon and orange peel being burned on the stove.

19. Do you believe in love at first sight?

already answered!

29. Do you collect anything? And what are some hobbies you have?

oh i collect things, haha. lego minifigs, almost exclusively the ladies. pretty rocks. clefairys. cute plushes in general. you could argue i also technically collect books since reading them isn’t what i fucking do.

22. What do you like most about nature?

alright we’re gonna get real and a little edgy on this answer. i used to live somewhere very rural as a kid, and a short walk could honestly have me in the middle of absolutely nothing. in the middle of a field where no one was looking, in the middle of a tangle of trees where no one was looking, on the lake at the end of a long pier with nothing, nothing but water and a distant shore ahead of me and the rise and fall of nothing on either side. and no one looking. but of course there was never nothing. small animals, birds, fish maybe, depending. i could still be noted. but if i was still, and if i waited, my presence eventually meant nothing. i could be surrounded by things alive and moving and mean absolutely nothing. i could be perceived, but not in a way that mattered. or maybe the standard of mattering shifted. and let me tell you. homies, that is the shit.

ask list!

[yourantagonist]

@hustlepunk just hit me with a fistful of green onions and called me a “rapSCALLION”

[yourantagonist]

@hustlepunk, to the tune of the cookie cat jingle: zoki cat! she’s such a treat! ♫ zoki cat! she likes lizards and feet! ♫

[yourantagonist]

Norway! (Do you have a favorite piece of clothing? Or do you own any ‘lucky’ items?… Do you even believe in luck?)

Norway! (Do you have a favorite piece of clothing? Or do you own any ‘lucky’ items?… Do you even believe in luck?)

mm my pink silk bomber jacket with birds and flowers. love it, don’t get enough excuses to wear it. that or that extremely spiky jean vest that hurts to touch. also, i firmly believe that superstition is a hardwired thing in humans. mostly a product of our species’ very intense pattern recognition, plus the understandable desire to exert some kind of control over the uncontrollable. everyone believes in luck, even when they don’t. that being said, no, i don’t actually have any lucky items. i have like... minor superstitions that i follow... but no lucky items.

question list! yes i’m doing this two months late!

[yourantagonist]

i leave my enemies shaken, not stirred

[yourantagonist]

“can you imagine me being blatantly horny on main?” / “as far as i can tell you’ve been blatantly horny on everything since 2005”