Hyacinth: You know, I think I actually like this place better than the academy.
Hyacinth: Yeah. It’s great not having to wear uniforms every day, isn’t it?
Wisteria: I dunno. Made getting dressed in the morning a lot easier.
Hyacinth: Yeah, but don’t even try to tell me you actually liked wearing those stupid sweaters and ties every day.
Wisteria: They made everyone equal, at least.
Hyacinth: Uh, no, people were still jackasses. Like, think about it. Remember that guy in your chemistry class? Total dick. Or like, if you put Oleander in a sweater vest and tie, he’d still be an asshat.
Wisteria: [giggling] Yeah, I guess you’re right.