Tonight we had a hypnotist on campus...
This was probably the best hypnotism show I've seen. He had people think they were boy bands and people sniffing each other (weird, right?), but my favorite one was when he hypnotized someone to think they were Tarzan when he said the word 'jungle'.
When he said 'jungle', the guy was supposed to do the Tarzan yell and go into the audience to find his Jane and say "Me Tarzan, you Jane." It turned out the girl in the audience he picked was me.
After the show, I went up to him to see if he remembered. He did and was mortified.
I'm just happy thinking that on a subconscious level, I'm someone's Jane.