Jan 13, 2021
So. Had a meeting today. Very important. It was going great until he said "we want everyone to be safe" about like the environment and inclusivity or whatever.
But I just blabbed out "safe, sane, and consensual" like an agreement.
I fuckin parroted the bdsm guidelines. Needless to say it was slightly awkward after that. I will never be contacting this person again.
Well...😳 I mean, sure, you’ll think about that moment as an intrusive thought every once and a while for the rest of your life. But, at least they know what you’re about. And they probably won’t remember.
I’m sorry, would you like some pie? Perhaps a cream cheese danish?