Thank you John Green: Crash Course US History for helping me get a 4 on the APUSH exam.

seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Indonesia

seen from Philippines
seen from China

seen from Philippines

seen from Hong Kong SAR China

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Australia

seen from Russia

seen from Philippines
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from Philippines
Thank you John Green: Crash Course US History for helping me get a 4 on the APUSH exam.
>:D *nudges forcefully*
Who would be the big spoon? They'd take turns.
Who would wake up first? Mars. Red doesn't like being awake.
Do they have nicknames for each other? Red calls her Red because of her hair and because he likes his name.
What happened when they met each other’s parents? Red tripped and broke his knee. The rest of the meetup was in the hospital. Fun...
How do they apologise after an argument? They make out for a while before Red buys her shit. He's rich. She has sex with him to apologize, he doesn't complain.
What would they be like as parents? She'd be the mom who wants the kids to be doctors when they grow up and he'd be the dad who tells them to follow their dreams and become ballerinas if they really want to.
Who is the better cook? Not Red.
Who is more romantic? What's romance?
What sort of gifts do they get for each other? Expensive ones.
Who gets jealous easiest? Mars. Red could be rolling in bitches.
Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? Red. Party animal thing.
Who is the most adventurous? Red. He likes adventure.
Who is the most protective? Both but you better watch out, Mars'll kill you.
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? He would be chasing after her and she wouldn't pay much attention.
*BONUS: Song to sum them up?* This...because of reasons
Do I ship it?
NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes/ Of course! / OTP/ Never thought about it...ever