#i chose... poorly

[screamingatanemptyroom]

So I was trying to read a random dumb romance story to relax my brain today. But just a few chapters in:

Male lead - grips female lead's chin with a painfully tight hold, makes a comment about the woman "belonging" to him now.

Me - Ah, this is the part where she breaks his fingers and then destroys his spirit with insults.

Female lead - blushes, thinks male lead is hot.

Me - *Slowly closes out of book and stares blankly at wall, thinking about life*

I think my writing style has given me different expectations for romance.

[plants-and-poetry-and-punching]

me: it’s cloudy and cool today, prolly don’t need sunscreen

my body:

AHA !!

SU N B ÛRN E