I got a short story, if you're up for one, still: it's about one of my dogs. She's a standard poodle, black, and she's got a wicked sense of humor. Her favorite pastime: sitting very still in dark corners and melting out of the shadows after you pass. So, there'll be this vaguely menacing mass in the dark, staring at you when you turn around.... If you say her name, she'll wag her tail, but until then she just stares. It's the creepiest shit, but we still love her anyways.
WOW OK SO TUMBLR DECIDED NOT TO TELL ME I HAD ANY ASKS SO IM SORRY I TOTALLY DID NOT SEE THIS
but omg wow… i feel like i can relate to this dog. this is something i would do. i think i like your dog








