lalaᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ
I planned to post this on @unwashed-dishes but her blog is not Desmond ASMR focused so I'm taking a step back from writing and just doing a more edited post here instead
ꪆৎMy Unpopular (since no one asked) opinions about Desmond ASMR:
(this is just my personal opnions and not some rage bait pls dont send de♥︎th threats)
-Baroness x Castin is a TAD bit overrated I mean its most likely everyone first series with Desmond but cmon...just a TAD bit
-Half the ML's don't deserve their listener based on the shit they said or did
-Just cause he's fine doesn't mean he's right
-I hate Prince Renae and Tigress they just feel boring to me
-I don't believe in mischaractization in this fandom even exist cause Desmond himself has proven to change a character in a NICK of time if the plot depends on it (COUGH chapter 5 part 2 COUGH)
-I wouldn't trust Castin at a bacholer party...dare I say I won't trust Rhett either
-Desmond needs to stop having favoritism with Castin
-The patreon is not worth never was till Desmond post
-Keep Warren to yourself...I wouldn't want a man to LIE to me COUNTLESS TIME (god ill throw hands)
-Queen Ascendant is cute but actually horrible friend to Baroness, setting your friend up with a infamous sl♥︎t like Castin on a whim
-Rhett is a bad king btw
-Also I don't condome Wajid x VP (cheating isnt pretty no matter how much excuses one can throw)
-"Stuck in Jaintor closet"series is underrated honestly
-Gang!Desmond x Gorgesous is UNDERHATED
-Ladies and gentlemen, don't lower yourself for anyone or some d♥︎ck/p♥︎ssy, it's never worth it (thats for every listener)
-The Queen has Stockholm Syndrome by definition and vice versa to Rhett like lets ADDRESS IT
-Last but not least, let give some flowers to @themonotonysyndrome, like looking back she built this fandom up from the DRY dirt it was on with her fanfics and engagment
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Credit for dividers:
@anitalenia
@dollywons
I can't pump out another more honestly but if you gave me a prompt of AT LEAST one of these than I'll go on ranting ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
so think of this as those little converstation starters or icebreakers !
Anyways bye love !!⭑⚝











