#i loled irl

[pangaeastarseed]

Overheard at the Costco

Lady employee trying to sell Olay hand cream that has convinced a male customer to feel the back of her hand: I DONT KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU MEN, BUT YOU CAN BE SMOOTH AND SILKY TOO!!

[power-chords]

The writing for this game is brilliant. “I CANNOT POSSIBLY IMAGINE WHAT ELSE WE HAVE TO DISCUSS — YOUR LOVE FOR DISCO MUSIC AND VENEREAL DISEASE?”

[blogquantumreality]

Gabriel being a smartass and Riley being less than impressed in Intelligence (2014) 01x04 “Secrets of the Secret Service”.

[alwaysreenie]

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[unhonestlymirror]

Imagine that he is 10/10, but records all sexual partners in Excel and calls it Sexel

[babyybluebear]

#wewanttowearshortsleeves

[lizzymaxia]

Jane By Design 1x17 - The Second Chance

[too-much-midi]

@mandaflewaway remember that one time Fantastic Mr. Fox lived in Willem Dafoe's face dent?