#i need that...

[mekha-draws]

oooo the pistachio/phthalo ridgegal in roundsey...

[hebescus]

i had a smut lawlight wip i wrote when i was 16 and i planned to finish & post it when i'm old enough (i didn't). now i'm looking for it just to reference how did i write sex back then just for me to lose the document.

[hebescus]

i had a smut lawlight wip i wrote when i was 16 and i planned to finish & post it when i'm old enough (i didn't). now i'm looking for it just to reference how did i write sex back then just for me to lose the document.

[silverrr66]

something something a transformer is on the run, panicked they take cover inside your garage going undercover as a civilian vehicle. once you discover them there youre schocked but mostly confused. you do not have a license, and cant even afford getting a car, so what the hell is this thing doing here?! as you investigate this mysterious car you accidentally find out what they really are and immediately want the thing out of your house.

But before you can throw a wrench their way they present you with an offer.

As a win-win deal the robot offers to teach you how to drive and to be your ride, whenever you need them, as long as you let them stay and use your garage as a temporary hiding spot until they can figure something else out –they promise to not stay any longer than necessary.

you dont trust them at all at first, obviously, but free driving lessons and a whole car as a bonus? that sounds too good to be true and so you agree, more so out of need and desperation than out of choice.

fast forward a couple weeks and you two grow so close during your driving lessons that you no longer wish for the alien to leave.

[nabesimart]

Ah, to be Pepi the cat, napping on the windowsill of Portia’s cottage...

@thearcanagame

[saveworapong]

Does druck season 5 mean more matteo Mondays & florenzi Fridays....

[horrorvillage]

reading the bio of the nurse practitioner (who is also a trans man!) im talking to tuesday to raise my dosage and the end makes me wanna cry bro:

“Luke met his partner Steve in 2015. They live in Atlanta with a cluster of very spoiled pets, including an 80-pound Pitbull mix (Bella) who would love to sit in your lap and a Siamese cat (Bernadette) who respectfully declines. As a new homeowner, Luke enjoys working outside in the yard and building shelves to accommodate he and Steve’s ever-accumulating piles of books.”