#i scoff

[eastendies]

mick why are you questioning Frankie's motives aren't her queen vibes enough for you

[clichenuance]

taco bell mild sauce is the LaCroix of hot sauces

[scrollingspice]

Hellpppp

Message me the best NON-CRINGEY phan fics please !!!!! p e r f e r a b l y c a n o n v e r s e

[momentia]

guuuuuuuuys

as long as my midwife friend’s client doesn’t go into labor today, i get to see david sedaris tonight

see, teenage amber, at least your minor, unimportant dreams are coming true  :P

[horroror-blog]

whenever i don't feel good i literally have to stay in the bathroom for a good couple of hours and last night was one of those nights and of course the entire house thought i was forcing myself to throw up water and stomach bile

[decopvnk]

*runs up to you*

SNAPPING IN A Z FORMATION

BUTT ROTATION

DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

*kisses u on the cheek*

YOU JUST GOT KISSED

*brays like a donkey and flies off on a rayquaza*