Secret's out, Wren.
It's such a sad tale, when someone we all love and adore, can't do what I ask of him. Not even for a tiny little week. But what breaks my heart isn't the fact that our beloved Wren failed to follow my instructions. You see, he was supposed to be oh so rude to the people he's fond of for a week but he barely made it through the first day. No, what breaks my heart is the fact that he's sitting on a big dark secret and I have to share it to keep up my reputation.
When you think of Wren, you think of a sweet little lad who wouldn't harm a fly, don't you? Isn't it funny how that's all a little lie that he's build up to fool all of you? You see, Wren really did a number on a bloke back in the day when his twin brother got in trouble. He lost it so bad that he sent the poor guy to the hospital and I bet if you ask him about it, he'll tell you he lost control and that he didn't mean to. But don't let his crocodile tears fool you. I'm positive Wren knew exactly what he was doing when he made sure that the guy had to pile up a horrible amount of hospital bills.
Remember to never judge a book by it's sweet helpful cover, because beneath it hides a monster. And do try to stay on my sweet side, I don't take pleasure in hurting anyone.
