#i told them...

[strawberrymilkshakesinasnowstorm]

[anipul]

I feel like I'm gonna pass out....

[grlwrld]

What do u mean is this my dads sweater???? No of course it isn’t pffft… It’s my grandpas obvi

[equalequalgreaterthan]

Sealy: Unsuspecting Sburb players

[6:12:14 PM] Sealy: Wonder waht's in here

[6:12:26 PM] Sealy: HI!! BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS AMAZING OFFER

[6:12:32 PM] Kyle Andrews: OHPIAHDFIUYAFGBUATS

[6:12:34 PM] Kyle Andrews: YEEEEESSSS

[6:12:38 PM] Sealy: KARKAT MAYS

[6:12:42 PM] Sealy: HEY FUCKASSES

[6:12:52 PM] Sealy: HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FUCKING OFFER

[6:12:54 PM] Kyle Andrews: I think Karkat would be shamwow guy

[6:12:55 PM] Drew GANSTATARICE: I CAME BACK AT THE RIGHT FUCKING TIME

[6:13:04 PM] Drew GANSTATARICE: HEADCANNON

[6:13:10 PM] Drew GANSTATARICE: NEW HEADCANNON

[6:13:25 PM] Kyle Andrews: OH WHAT

[6:13:27 PM] Sealy: Karakt Mays has a double life

[6:13:32 PM] Sealy: He is also the shamwow guy

[6:13:36 PM] Kyle Andrews: OH YES

[6:13:39 PM] Kyle Andrews: Dani

[6:13:42 PM] Sealy: SHAM-FUCKING-WOW

[6:13:42 PM] Kyle Andrews: I love you.