in the future, do razzle and shrimpo finally be a couple? if so, how did they find feeling for eachother, if not, how come? (i love your art smmm btw)
I mean… kindaaaaaaa???
Yes, the two eventually come to terms with sharing Glisten, and in turn, they learn to tolerate and (occasionally) enjoy each other's company. And after some time... they start considering possibilities. Possibilities of being together. The only real problem is... they're both super stubborn and both suck at being romantic.
Shrimpo: HAAAAAAAAAAAACKK
Razzle: Tuu! Ew!
More yapping below cut (I've been itching to talk about these two for so long brooooo):
As ya'll know, Glisten is very romantic. He showers his partners in gifts, he's good at cuddling, he's an amazing kisser, the whole 9 yards. You know what Shrimpo and Razzle have? Nonna that.
Whenever one of them tries to be romantic in any sorta way towards the other, the other is always super unimpressed (because they're so used to how Glisten is). Also, they both are awful at any sort of physical contact, with Razzle trying wayyy to hard and Shrimpo being very bad at physical contact in general. If either of them had any sort of romantic energy at all, they would not be in this situationship lol.
As for Glisten and Dazzle, they are both in the back rooting for them to sort out their situation and kiss already. Glisten is attempting to play matchmaker, but his boyfriends are dense and dumb, so all his subtle hints are flying over their heads. Dazzle tries to be "involved" in pushing them together, but she's so anxious and quiet that nothing she attempts to do works (except for the occasional bump that gets them to touch faces very briefly).
Eventually the two manage to work out their feelings just enough to admit that they feel something past tolerance and even friendship on occasion, but they don't officially get together (yet).
Howeeeeeeverrrrrr…
Shrimpo: Hey, Razass. You dropped this.
They get a baby cuz I said so.
This is Ripple, and he's an angrymask kid. He's a stuffed animal crayfish with one of those plastic faces similar to those Labubu dolls. He is horrifically anxious and scared of literally everything. Also he's like, super lanky.
Shrimpo does not like him. He was not directly involved in his creation and does not like how much of a wimp Ripple is. Razzle loves Ripple dearly but they're so loud and obnoxious that Ripple is nervous around him. Ripple's favorite is Dazzle if that wasn't obvious enough lol, she gets him.
Anyways yap sesh over. I will gladly yap about it again. And again. And again. And-
This is SO laughably absurd??? A social media manager / PR person's job is to follow the team and spin the season's narrative to the fans, allowing that inside peek at behind the scenes that fans get so curious about? If nyc management is going to be this archaic about it, why not just hire a man and let him actually do his job -_- because you know. Those slutty slutty suductresses are gonna go have dinner with players if they stay in the same hotel. This is so fucking stupid, what is this the 50s when women weren't allowed to travel unchaperoned. And at the RINK too??? Like wtf lol. This explains why the rangers social media has gone from homophobic but good to paltry and superfluous.
The amount of aus I wanna try out and the way I already have so many ideas but I simply cannot execute them because of the lack of motivation.... fml seriously