#i'm cat

[dead-n-deactive]

I think I'd be still be anti-government if I was a Warrior Cat.

[strattseva]

I'm gonna start calling these Cat, Fox and Bear I think :D if i get into doing these i might even create a separate blog for these!

Cat and Fox making dinner.

Cat: Is it ok if I go take a shower in a minute? Can you handle this on your own?

Fox: Well, the potatoes will take a while to cook, so you can have a shower when they're in the oven?

Cat: Yeah that sounds good!

...

Fox: We will need plates.

*both look at the stack of dishes*

Cat: I can wash some plates.

*Cat goes to tidy away some clean dishes from the rack.*

Cat: *holding 2 large, sharp knives* I don't know where these knives go. Do they have a place?

Fox: Do they have a place?

*both look around.*

*no obvious place for these knives.*

Fox: Oh yeah, they used to live in that jar that we got rid of.

Cat: And since then, they've mostly been living...

*gestures to the place where dirty dishes go*

Cat: ... here.

Fox: Yup.

Cat: Yup.

Fox: Uhhhhhhh.

Cat: *looks around some more*

Fox: Maybe we can put them back with the clean dishes and pretend they've only just been cleaned.

Cat: *still holding long, sharp knives* ...

*Cat moves over to the still-got-its-tags-on new chopping board holder which we bought like 3 months ago and that's been blending into its surroundings beautifully since then, unused.*

*Cat slots the knives into the gaps between the chopping boards and the holder.*

Cat: There.

Fox: They are there now. Yay!

...

...

Cat: Oh, I meant to wash up some plates.

...

(washing plates, only the plates, everything else can wait. meanwhile Fox is chopping potatoes)

(Only a small glimpse of us tag-teaming dinner, as we do. shower was achieved while food was in the oven, and we all had dinner! hooray!)

[inkybastard]

Meow.

[thejeksburyguy]

Everyone @ me: Baby. Tiny baby cat. Itty bitty baby kitten. Smol.

Me: No I'm not, shut uuuuup!!

Also me:

[queenofzan]

every time i seriously ask one of my friends to explain gender to me, they try to use an analogy, and i am more invested in the analogy’s version of gender than the one they are trying to explain

like the other day i jokingly said “my gender is a 1971 buick riviera” and my wife immediately said “no it’s not, it’s a 1967 impala and you know it” and i was like “that’s fair. also if we only chose genders by due south detectives’ cars i’m much more of a gto than a riv”

when people are like “it’s like...how some people are cat people and some people are dog people, even if they have the other one too” and all i got out of that was “i’m cat gender?”

[tobiasforms]

[dylsstuff]

I never really formally introduced myself

Hello!

I'm Cat.

I am Pansexual.

He/him/she/ her/ they/ them or whatever Pronouns you all wanna call me.

I am a Hufflepuff.

I have dreams of dying my hair a crazy colour, getting tattoos and a lot of piercings.

I'm socially awkward but I like to think I'm bad ass and mysterious and that's why I hardly talk to people. However, it's really because I'm completely useless in social situations.

I am in too many fandoms to count and I rant about them often to my girlfriend but she says she doesn't mind so I continue to do so.

Me being socially awkward probably makes it a big shock that I have a significant other but she's just as socially awkward as I am. She's a Slytherin so it's a good mixture I think and we're both introverts so more indoor fun, am I right? *wiggles eyebrows* No okay I'll stop.

Ummmmm yeah so it's nice to meet you all!