#i'm despicable

[uzushira-devil]

Reblog if Uber Pussy changed your life Every reblog will spread the word to changing another

[raymondebidochonlifechoices]

About the bingo Pollys twins appear the question is they will talk?

Ahaha! Much love, anon! You are right of course! 

To be honest, I don’t really expect them to speak: they are Jason’s kids after all!  😂 

[rosaliered99]

How can I complain to my friends when I know their lives are way worse than mine?

[indianfilipinagirl-blog]

It’s nice knowing that I’m on vacation, while everyone else I know is at school. Ah, the truth is evil.

[caramiaaddio]

lesson of the day: don't leave your laptop alone with me unless you want your homepage to just be what's going on repeating forever @immortalraven1 @scrumptiouslyghostlyjellyfish

[randyspelledbackwards]

I'm a jackass and I woke up too late to get to my class on time, but hey at least I have another hour and a half to work on that essay I put off till the last freaking day

[queeftheory]

This person and I are so similar I wish I could separate myself from this

[llouisabee]

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