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[droopydogblog]

A strange young fellow from Leeds Rashly swallowed a package of seeds. Great tufts of fine grass Sprouted out of his ass And his balls were covered with peanut butter.

[c-chara-dreemurr-r-blog]

OH I'm HAPPY !

[love-4-lando]

Lovely discussion over breakfast today 🙃

For the sake of this, you need to know that bee 🐝 in danish is "bi"

I: what do bees use honey for?

M: it's for their babies to eat

K: It's a bi-product (🐝-product)

F: but like how is honey made?

K: they eat the pollen, and then shit it out

I: so we eat bee-shit? Then it really is a bi-product

[codecasts]

atop the cake is a generous heaping of truffles, concentrated towards the middle so they aren't obscured by the decorations on either side. there are two shields propped against the edges — one of the Rider she's connected so well, and the other, Lord Camelot. she hopes it isn't audacious to pair the two — Rider is a Servant whom she's contracted, but her intent behind the message is a desire to protect all the same. as a Master, as a friend of her senpai, as someone she cares for personally. 'happy Valentine, Hakuno,' the card reads. 'I hope you don't mind the design. conveying that I want to support you the way Senpai and Achilles do was something I wanted to do, but found it hard to put into words. you're important to us, so I wanted to thank you for joining us and offer anything possible in return for your kindness'.

          WOW.   This cake was gorgeous... it definitely put the chocolates she’d brought to the café to shame. She leans in close to inspect the two shields, although she knew them right away; Hakuno may have seen only Achilles’ in person, but Ritsuka told her enough about Lord Camelot to make her feel as if she had. She could probably eat this cake in one sitting... maybe even the truffles, too. But it’s polite to read the card first, right ?

      ❛   … Hm.   ❜  Mashu was always so warm. So warm, in fact, that it radiated through the card without her even needing to be there. To support her the way Fujimaru and Achilles do... What was it about Hakuno that made people so hellbent on protecting her ?  Her, someone who had to fight just for the right to survive— the most selfish wish there was ?  … Well, it doesn’t really matter. If that’s their wish, who is she to argue ?  She’ll just have to endeavor to do the same; to do whatever she can, however she can, as always.  ❛   … Thanks, Mashu.   ❜

[droopydogblog]

40dollar photoshoppe fakery

[steorn]

*updates drivers* *everything breaks* *no driver I rollback fixes it* :) screams

[butch-magic]

i FOUND THIS SHOP FULL OF HARRY POTTER MERCHANDISE AND I NEVER KNEW IT EXISTED AND I'M PROBABLY REALLY LATE TO THE PARTY BUT HOLY HECK I'M BUYING EVERYTHING HERE