Jun 26, 2018
I had to go in and pay for gasoline and food at the gas station. However the cashier left before I could pay. I was waiting in the dark bathroom to pay until I noticed the cashier outside the window in bird form, spamming his birdsong. I open the window to resolve the issue, pay and leave, and the bird cashier immediately says "I'm goin' in" and BURROWS BEAK FIRST INTO MY RIGHT ARMPIT WHICH FUcking hurts, making his way into my chest until I uncontrollably scream IIIIIIIIIIIII'M RAAAAAAAAAVENDOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!
The End
This was a dream btw