I HATE that "am I gay quizzes" ALWAYS have questions like "Are you romantically attracted to the same gender?"
HAVE SOME OBSCURITY!!!! "If you had to eat a man would you go for the skin or organs first?" NOW THAT'S SOMETHING I'M NOT SURE EVEN A STRAIGHT MAN WOULD WANT TO DECIDE
ok so in the fandom pstl discord server I mentioned this headcannon:
"hc that withy technically owns Steve’s soul since he brought him back from the dead. so now when Steve redies instead of going to actual hell he gets trapped in some soul sand forever or maybe becomes one of withys minions. Steve does not know this yet."
and shortly after saying this I decided to start writing a short argument between them when steve finds out about this, that I just now finished. it is 500-ish words
"What."
"Well yeah, how do you think I brought you back-"
"WHAT."
Steve could barely understand what he was hearing. It had been over 4 years since Withy had brought him back from the dead, and for some reason that demon was only just now telling him that he owned his soul. His soul. Withy. Owned his soul. Forever. He didn't even know if he believed in the concept of a soul before. And now he finds out Withy owns his.
"W-what does that even mean!? Are you gonna fucking eat my soul or something!?"
"No of course not. I don't hate you that much. You'll probably just become one of my minions. That is until someone kills you. then you'll be trapped in soul sand for a while which is apparently super painful. And then at some point one of my minions will die near you and you'll steal its body and the cycle repeats! its not that bad!" Withy explained as is this wasn't life changing news.
"It is absoluetly that bad! How could you not tell me this!!! this is important information!"
"we-" Hero started to say something predictable and annoying in the back of his mind. Luckily for his sanity, Withy cut him off.
"Well I figured it doesn't really matter until you actually die. and I mean, it can't be that much worse than actual hell."
"it is worse, actually. Because in actual hell, I don't have to deal with a stupid lying demon who never shuts up!"
"hurtful! I thought we were starting to get along!" Steve couldn't tell whether Withy had finaly figured out sarcasm or if he was just stupid. "and I'll have you know I take very good care of my minions! unlike some people-"
"don't drag me into this" Endy replied in a tired voice.
"You know I don't even think I care that much what happens after I die!" Steve ignored Endy's comment and continued screaming "I just don't like that a demon owns my soul now! What the fuck! Was there seriously no other way to bring me back!?
"Well I could have stolen you, but that could get me in big trouble if I got caught"
"by who?"
Withy ignored him. "The best way to do it is just to purchase your soul. It's actually a pretty quick process. And I actually got yours at half price for some reason"
Steve was a little tempting to try his luck at killing this asshole again "I- You- I swear- AAHH!" he screamed in frustration as he tried to form a sentence through all his anger and confusion.
"Well if you don't have anything coherent to say can we at least put a pin in this conversation for now. We still have a lot to do and no idea where if Ron knows we're alive."
"FINE." The argument had tired Steve out a little bit. And he guessed he probably should have expected this from Withy. He'd find a way to get his soul back once the fate of the world wasn't in his hands. "What do I have to do next".
