#i'm so sorry...

[yagodnyizefir]

Femgrim................I'm so sorry that i have prejudices because I would let Femgrim do to me what I'd never let Fulgim do to me....

[balrogballs]

I have never had a normal thought since I realised Aragorn/Estel would have been around 10 years old — more like 7/8 considering his heritage — when Thorin's Company passes through Rivendell, so here are some brainrot headcanons (continued under the cut):

Estel is obsessed with Thorin. Just completely obsessed. Follows him around everywhere like a cat, begs him to play with him, offers to run errands for him. Literally every elf in Rivendell is completely stunned at the behaviour because Estel is, normally, a card-carrying ankle-biter.

The Dwarves, on the other hand, are shocked by the fact that by a few days into the visit, Thorin seems to like Estel too. Gloin would have sworn that he expected Thorin to throw the child off the banisters the minute he made him hold his pet python. Thorin didn't just hold said snake, but played with him, let him do little odd jobs, even letting him sit up with him at the dining halls. On two evenings, he even takes Estel out with a wooden sword, to show him how to "fight like a Dwarf lord". All the Dwarves are just as shook as the elves, minus Kili and Fili, who knew Thorin as Uncle Thorin and are completely unsurprised that he is so wonderful with little Estel.

Lindir and Elrond find a content python snoozing in Elrond's study. Lindir and Elrond are both utterly and irrationally terrified of snakes. After much screaming and climbing on sofas, every member of staff swears Estel had been in his mother's quarters all day. Nobody thinks to mention that they saw Bilbo and Thorin hanging about outside the study, because what relevance could that possibly have?

When the company left Rivendell, Estel was understandably quite unhappy because he'd miss them, also they were going to see a dragon, and he begged to go with them. Thorin does what most parents do before going on a trip, and promises to bring him a present from the dragon's lair when they returned.

Bilbo returns without Thorin, but with the promised present for Estel. He visits the boy in his quarters and they hold each other and share their grief. Bilbo then shows him the present. He explains how Thorin wanted to give him something more substantial than a golden cup scraped off the floor of a dragon's lair — he had told Bilbo, the night before the battle, to give the boy Thorin's own solid gold wristband.

On the same return trip, Elrond expressed his condolences over Thorin's death, and enquired if there were other casualties. When he finds out that Kili and Fili had also died in the battle, a strange, terrible expression twisted across his face and he said, almost reflexively, both? both together? good. that's good. The remaining Dwarves and Bilbo were all stunned, thinking it was Elvish apathy at best, and deliberate disrespect at worst. After all, they had no reason to know that Elrond, like his immortal brethren, found it somewhat difficult to gauge the ages of mortal beings — and had thought the two late brothers were twins.

Decades later on the night before the Fellowship were set to depart, the elderly Bilbo Baggins found it hard to sleep from worry, and wandered onto the balcony, and saw a lone man practicing sword moves in the courtyard. He realises both man and combat style seem faintly familiar, like the heavy striding and swinging and slashing are the steps to an old dance he once used to know, which now lives in a deep, forgotten place within him, under layers of unravelling memories. He can't quite put his finger on it. But there is a strange comfort in the sight, so soothing Bilbo's eyes start to close, falling asleep curled up right there on the balcony. He slips off into a wonderful old dream, lulled by the rhythm of fallen leaves crunching in the courtyard — where Aragorn "fights like a dwarf", solid gold wristband twinkling under the light of the stars.

[bonker6666]

mortley??? or hartmorso i dunno??? why not???

I'M SO ASHAMED........

[official1stman]

Ooc

{(hey guys I'm sorry I haven't responded to a lot of people's asks recently and with as much effort as usual.

...I'm still adjusting to my new glasses and they won't stop giving me MAJOR headaches ..it's hard to go to work as it is....

So I've been pushing through only posting the smaller things until I'm back into it fully

I won't be responding to the bigger ones like the cain letter Au that I'm enjoying currently...for a few more days...

i am so so so sorry guys I'm doing what I can so I'm not a dead account I just need some time till I'm back to seeing clearly again it's just...uh taking longer than I expected is all!💗)}

[sunnyd1n0]

I'm so unserious....

I SWEAR I'LL DRAW MORE SERIOUS THINGS- 😔

[teaandcheckmates]

"Oy mate, yau knaur that feelin’… when yau… when he leaves yau…"

He sobs dramatically, clutching a mug of tea like it’s the last life raft on the open sea

"It’s like...l..like the sun’s gone out, and all yau’ve got left is a soggy biscuit and a heart full of regrets, mate." wipes tear

"Crikey, it hurts....If anyone needs me, I’ll be under me doona, listenin’ to sad piano music and mutterin’ ..'Ach, warum immer ich?'..." Pause.

"…That’s German for “Why always me?” but today, I’m just a broken Aussie with a busted heart and no clue how to say “move on” in any accent...." Percy then proceeds to fall onto his dorm bed and pose.

[bottomsangwoo]

Gi-hun fucks Dae-ho with a sweet potato as punishment for deserting the rebellion.

[loveafterdeath-if]

Oh I don't like you at all. You made me ugly cry. This damn demo is a trap. You rein us in and then cut the strings. Like a puppet master.

Omg i was so happy. And then so sad. 😭😭😭😭

Horrible Horrible Horrible 😫 this made me so emotional and it was beautiful and sad and i was so mad because you literally warn us not to get attached but it was a trap!!

What the hell did you expect with writing like that? 😒😭

Also, juliet can go into the deepest levels of hell and get destroyed 1000000 over.

I hate how much i loved this. 😭😭😭😭❤️