Adam _ First Man

Sup Names Adam THEE Original Dick 𓆩A𓆪 the myth/legend The one wet dream yada yada yada ya know me EVERYONE knows me _ ___ ---- Rockstar Archangel Chick Magnet ✧______________________✧ Muse is 23 years old All people need to be 18+ to chat Minors DNI ⚠️I will NOT answer you if your bio has no age ⚠️ -No Dms...No Drp -Im A Workaholic So I Won't Be On All The Time- This Adam blog is gonna be vulgar/uncaring/douchy and flat out ...well...Adam This blog is strictly as if Adam himself has a social media account/Life His posts are his and his replies are his I don't do well with rps that use actions and detail so this is just as if y'all are chatting with Adam on a media With an occasional detailed rp regarding lore or important events important to the man Himself He's gonna be dumb about it- ----------------------------------------- •°This Adam is from My Au Where He Didn't Die by a VERY Lucky circumstance... all my things I say or post are my head cannons that I thought very long and hard over...°• ---------------------------- He will not talk first if you wish to chat you need to start the conversation via ask box or mention him in a comment Adam will react to other posts but let's face it he is a MAJOR lurker https://fandomfangirl.straw.page

[official1stman]

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•-Entering The DickMaster's Blog-•

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Sup Bitches

Surprised To See Me Here Huh?

Yep I'm Alive...

Heheh I Fooled Ya Didn't I?

Fooled That Runt Too...I Woulda been A Goner If I Didn't-

No I'm Not A Fuckin Demon...

No I'm Not Some Fallen...

Dunno What All This Shit About Being A Hallucination is about

Im CLEARLY Here...In The Fuckin Flesh

Before You Go Celebratin And Continue To Drool Over Me And All That...

We Gotta Get The Rules And Shit Out Of The Way. All That Boring Shit Has Gotta Be Done

So Let's Just Run Through It.

So Listen up You Fuckin Sinners / Winners!

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• No Fuckin Minors Not ONE. 🫵🏻⚠️MDNI⚠️🫵🏻

-Listen I Know People Can't Help But Want my Attention But I Got Boundaries Babe...I Don't Fuck With Kids Period...If You Want To Talk To Me

You BETTER Have Your Fuckin Age In Your Bio-

-No Age? No Dick-

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• I Exist Here On MY Terms

-Cross me, You’re Done, Banished, Simple as that-

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•Dont Try To Lock Me Down Bitches It Won't Work

-Im Not Into Commitment (You Aren't Her)

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• No DM Roleplay. Ever.

-Slide Into My DMs Expecting Some Dickin Down? Congratulations Babe, You’ve Just Earned A Slot In My Blocked List Immediately No Sob Stories Or Explanations-

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• Having Me Here Is A Privilege, Not A Damn Right

-You Don't Get to Fuckin Harass, Guilt, Or Demand I Respond To Your Asks Or Comments-

-I'm Not Your Bitch-

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• Don't Fuckin Harass My Fans

-Dont Go On My Other Posts When I'm Flirting Up A Babe Just To Cause Problems And Claim I'm Yours Only-

-I'm For EVERYONE Don't Be Fuckin Greedy-

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• NO FUCKED UP SHIT

° No Incest Shit° -No Abel Or Cain's Or FanKids Flirtin It Up With Me Don't Be Fuckin Gross-

° No Accounts Rping As Kids° -If Any Of You Bottle Suckin Shitheads Flirt With Me I'm NOT Gonna Be Nice Infact I'll MAKE It My Personal Mission To Make Your Baby Ass Cry-──────

For Those Of You Who Fail To Follow MY Rules...

It Ain't Cute...

I Won't Tolerate Your Bullshit

I WILL Block You Without Hesitation

And If I See Your Ass In Heaven....

I Will Make Your AfterLife A Living Hell...

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If I See Your Ass IN Hell....

I'll Snuff Out Your Puny Little Shit Life And No One Down There Will Bat An Eye...

You Think You Fuckin Matter?....

You Are Nothing But A Stain On My Name.

A Fucking Waste Of My Genes.

No One Wastes Their Energy To Even REMEMBER You Up Here After You Got Your Sorry Ass Sent To Damnation...

No One Would Care If You Suddenly Disappeared

Because No One And I Mean NO ONE Was Even Looking For You In The First Place...

You Worthless...Fuckin...Nobody...

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Long Story Cut Short

You Don't Fuck With The First Fuckin Man

Without Consequences!

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My Au

#[Existential Shift Au]

This Is A VERY Heavy Plot I Have Built With My Friends Surrounding The First Family And That Of His Closest Friends I Have Major Plans With Lore So Pay Attention If You Are Curious Because So Far Its Been A Fuckin Rollercoaster.

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•°My Crew°•

OUR Au

#Holy_ShitHeads

If A Blog Or Reblog Of Mine Has This Tag It's Our Groups Fun...Not A Free For All Join And Try To Be Part Of It Kinda Situation

I'm All For Chattin And Shit But In That Thread I'm Not Gonna Be Nice

I Have A Woman I'm Chasing And A Family I'm Protecting With Friends On The Side I Like Fuckin With.

That Au Is Specifically Ours.

Pipsqueak/Babyface (Aka My Runt)

@fluffytaffylamb

#“𝕀'𝕞𝕞𝕒 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕩 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩” [ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕩]

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•°My Tits°•

Left Tit (Aka Chicken Wing)

@raindownfullofmisery

#𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 ℑ 𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔦𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲”

[ℑ𝔣 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔎𝔫𝔢𝔴]

Right Tit (Aka Chickadee)

@xxstormvalkyriexx

#“ᑕOᗰE ᗩᑎᗪ ᒪEᗩᐯE YOᑌᖇ ᗰᗩᖇK ᐯᗩᑎᗪᗩᒪIᘔE ᗰY ᕼEᗩᖇT”. ⚔ [ᐯᗩᑎᗪᗩᒪIᘔE] ⚔

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Lil A (Aka Eden Adam)

@edensfavoriteman

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Cotton Swab/Toothpick (Aka Peter)

@gaslightgatekeepgoldengates

#“𝑪𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝑰𝒎 𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒋𝒐𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒔” [𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝑰𝒔 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏]

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Shithead (Aka Cain)

@crunchycinnatoast

#“FɇȺɍ Øf FȺłłɨnǥ ȺᵽȺɍŧ”

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......Sera....

@for-the-good-of-heaven

#/𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑦 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑝𝑠/

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• If ANY Of You Make My Crew Uncomfortable

You Will Be Answering To Me

- To The Bitches Who Upset My People...

I Will Be Blunt And I WILL Straight Up Tell You To Fuck Right Off A Goddamn Cliff

They Are Too Nice And Polite To Tell You Off.

I'm Not

I Will Not Tell You Off With No Reason And I Won't Do So On My Own

If I'm In Your Dm Telling You Off Keep In Mind I Was Asked And Given Full Permission From Them To Do So.

[official1stman]

Hey dad! Happy fathers day!!

I totally didn't forget what day it is or that it happened in this month and didn't realize due to your post- Nooo-

I know you like ribs, so I got from fresh ones. Like bloody and just wrapped up fresh. I hope you like it.

- @fluffytaffylamb

Just As I Expected....

Thanks For "Remembering" Son.

𓆩⩜𓆪

[fluffytaffylamb]

Nearly forget every year?

...To be fair I keep mixing it up being July instead of June.

You know how the days all blend together and get jumbled.

[official1stman]

Hey dad! Happy fathers day!!

I totally didn't forget what day it is or that it happened in this month and didn't realize due to your post- Nooo-

I know you like ribs, so I got from fresh ones. Like bloody and just wrapped up fresh. I hope you like it.

- @fluffytaffylamb

Just As I Expected....

Thanks For "Remembering" Son.

𓆩⩜𓆪

[official1stman]

Happy fathers.. day to you..Adam. I'm sorry..if I'm not supposed...to be saying it. It felt..right.

- xxstormvalkyriexx

Aw Chickadee...

Of Course You're Allowed To Fuckin Say It Bitch!

I Created All My Girls Including You.

Means A lot Too

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[official1stman]

Happy Dad day to you, you old bastard!

Thanks You Fuckin Fetus.

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[villainsimpqueen]

Sooooooooooo, to everyone whose going crazy with my Adam Oneshots/Stories today....(Im reading them too-)

Hows the coping to our Unresolved Daddy Issues going?

Mines going pretty ehhhhhhh. Plus like shark week.

But hey, everytime i see one of you like an Adam shot, do know, i click on it and reread it too.

[villainsimpqueen]

Also just gonna drop these here.

If any of yall Like Rp blogs and Like asking your favorite dilf questions and what not & want to say Happy Fathers day things.

Check out my friends Blogs. They do a really good Adam impression.

They have Classic Adam & Then wrath/sinner Adam.

@official1stman

@thee-wrong-side-of-heaven

Pls respect their blogs rules & boundaries 🙏 ❤️

[official1stman]

Fathsrs day always sucked for me...Don't have a father that is worth saying this too,- But- Fuck it Why not say it to my favorite dude?

Happy Father's Day Adam!

Thanks for Living long enough to start humanity. 🤘❤️🤘

Any memories of your kids that you really enjoy?

I'm The Only Dad That Matters Bitch

Buuuut Since Your Pops Ain't Worth Shit ...Cmere

I'll Give You A Grade A Dad Hug

Every Kid Should Experience The Spine Cracking Power Of Affection

I'm Feelin Generous

I Have Tons I Enjoy Over My Sons...But Thinkin Bout It When One Of My Boys Isn't Here...Kinda Sucks Man...I'm Not Doin That Today

Ask Another Time.

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[official1stman]

Its Finally MY Day Fuckers.

Fuck June With It's Worship Over LuciFuck And "Pride" BLEGH

Its June 21st Bitches!

And What Better Guy For Father's Day Than

THEE Father Of Fuckin Humanity Itself

There IS No Better Than The Numero Uno

-𓆩⩜𓆪

[official1stman]

Okay, so since you're the first man, that means you were probably the first man to experience a lot of things. So I gotta ask.

What was it like ,first man, being pranked for the first time?

Bold Of You To Assume I Was Pranked First

Clearly You Haven't Met Runt...

He's The REAL Victim Of The First Pranks....

By Me Of Course

Taught Cain Everything I Learned After That.

He Got Real Fuckin Good Real Fuckin Fast...

-𓆩⩜𓆪

[fluffytaffylamb]

Yeeep can confirm sadly-

I was tag-teamed so many times- Sometimes they did it back to back-

[official1stman]

Okay, so since you're the first man, that means you were probably the first man to experience a lot of things. So I gotta ask.

What was it like ,first man, being pranked for the first time?

Bold Of You To Assume I Was Pranked First

Clearly You Haven't Met Runt...

He's The REAL Victim Of The First Pranks....

By Me Of Course

Taught Cain Everything I Learned After That.

He Got Real Fuckin Good Real Fuckin Fast...

-𓆩⩜𓆪

[official1stman]

Adam when is your birthday?

Huh ... Haven't Really Thought About That

Guess I Technically I Don't Have One.

Months Weren't A Thing Back Then And Neither Was Time...

Being Butt Ass Naked And Absolutely Clueless Didn't Help Then Either..........

And The Angels Didn't Say Jack Shit....So I Wouldn't Have A Way To Know...

..........Fuckin Lame

-𓆩⩜𓆪

[official1stman]

Be honest we know you are heterosexual, but is there a male you would fuck? Like the one and only exception?

Yeah Sure Babe There's Always One Exception.

A Total Bad Ass With Great Taste In Music.

We'd Totally Get Down On Some BBQ With Absolutely Zero Hesitation.

Kinda Short And Chubby Though

Makes Up For It In The Ass I Suppose...

Great Fuckin Cuddler Too.

-𓆩⩜𓆪

Ooc

[Shut UP You Sexy Closeted Bisexualized Bitch-]

[You are so bad at hiding it it's hilarious you even try]

[have you SEEN half the shit you've said?!]

[official1stman]

rumor has it u and the devil got down and dirty. that true or nah? i could've sworn u hated him.

Oh Shit Yeah!

Ol LuciFuck And I Got Real Down And Dirty

Suuuuuper Dirty.

Turns Out Buryin His Ass 6ft Deep In The Ground

Wasn't Deep Enough

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[gaslightgatekeepgoldengates]

No ears, no nose. Your fingers pointy as hell. Why do you have claws bro?????? You do not need claws you are the greeter

I watch the door.

[official1stman]

About As Well As A Blind Man Is

Picking A Criminal Out Of A Line Up

Maybe-

-𓆩⩜𓆪

[muse-chats]

Oh! looks Like @official1stman is getting into the Month Theme After all!

Pride WIP!

[official1stman]

Adam Grins Deviously Grabbing A Can Of Red Spray Paint Staring Muse Dead In The Eyes Out Of Pure Spite

We'll See About That Bitch...

-𓆩⩜𓆪

[official1stman]

pride month THIS

Pride month THAT

Happy F*cking pride month

Pride pride pride pridepridepridepride F*CKING PRIDE

why does he get a f*cking month after all the sh*t he did to ME

Where's my month huh?!

I deserve a month more than that A*SHOLE!!

You all came from these holy Balls why does the traitor to HEAVEN get a f*cking celebration?!?

If it weren't for ME?!? You all wouldn't EXIST

You ....UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SH*TS!! 🖕

YOU JUST WAIT TILL EXTERMINATION YOU JUST F*CKING WAIT

𓆩A𓆪🤟F*CK YOU B*TCHES🤟𓆩A𓆪

[official1stman]

Not ONE Of You Bitches Say It To Me This Year

You Hear Me?

Its MY Month Now.

-𓆩⩜𓆪

[official1stman]

Adam? Are you doing alright? You've seemed kinda shaky lately...

Oh For Fucks Sakes You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

The Fuck You Been Smokin Anon?

She's Gonna Have My Ass For This If I Don't Shut This Down

As You Can CLEARLY See Im Perfectly Fine.

Thanks For The Concern... It's Appreciated Really

However

...I Gotta be Careful With What I Say Here.

Sticking Your Nose Where It Doesn't Belong Can Lead You Into A Shitload Of Trouble.

So How About You Do Us Both A Favor And

Butt Out.

-𓆩⩜𓆪